South Side Fireworks Man

I demand an AV bomb right here.

Nice Seby. If only their "good" players played like it mattered.

I want a home run here.

Just wait until they flip that switch.

...After suffering through years mired in mediocrity followed by brutal "rebuilding" years.

The White Sox are not the Twins. Trade Robert to the Twins and I'm sure he'll develop into a superstar.

This organization doesn't develop players. It looks like they ruin players.

Robert was the one guy out of the over-hyped young "championship core" that I thought was going to be a real star. Looks like I was wrong about him.

Probably half are Tigers fans.

Screw Robert too.

We're going to salvage one game and get all giddy about it.

He should stay home and rest so he's fresh for the playoffs.

I think I'd rather watch a team starting nine Josh Harrisons than this team right now.

Harry Caray would say, "He's got a million dollar talent and a 5 cent mind."

Tim makes me sick.

I thought he would make 2nd on that.

I'm sure glad Tony had to play Josh tonight.

He was always likable to me. I'm glad he developed into a productive player.

I was thinking that last night! I was going to use it as such, but wasn't sure if the meaning would come across.

Josh Harrison better be playing.

Comedy or Tragedy? I guess Tragicomedy. This team has become a travesty a sham and a mockery. It's a Traveshamockery!

The situation calls for pinch hitting for your LH Catcher. You have two choices: A) Seby Zavala .345 .373 .882 who is also a Catcher; B) Leury Garcia .203 .230 .497 who plays almost every other position except Catcher. Which one do you choose? Tony chose B.

Blow it up.

You gotta be bleepin' me Jose!