South Side Fireworks Man

Two shitty teams with shitty offenses battling it out to see who is shittier.

Are there any here?

They deserve to lose.

LOL!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Not a chance.

You can't make this shit up.

That's why I chose to say "over the hill" instead of "washed up." But he's getting there.

I was told they built a great young championship core. I was told this was their window to win multiple championships. I didn't buy the hype then and I don't now.

Ken Berry was the best I ever saw, but Engel is one of the best.

Adam Engel is alright in my book.

Abreu is way over the hill.

Burger should be the starting 3B until/if he shows he can't stick. Moncada moves over to plug the long standing hole at 2B.

And Tim let's us down again.

Burger and Engel at it again. This time Tim must come through.

Love your user name! I had forgotten all about that "Pitch at Risk to Zisk" banner in LF at good old Comiskey Park. By any chance was that your banner or do you just remember it?

AJ Pierzynski should be the White Sox manager.

Willie Harris should be our third base coach.

Don't tell me they can't even beat the Cubs at home now. Worst. Rebuild. Ever.

Grandal sucks.

Need a bat drop right here.

Well that was our chance. Don't know what screwed up that inning more - Anderson's bad AB or Larussa's terrible lineup.

Ah crap Tim. Now it's up to Harrison.

Hustle double!

Burger baby!