chitownsportsfan

Sure, but you can't win it with John Candy riding either.

TA has .1 fWAR. Burger has zero. Turns out our former players suck too.

If I'm a dad within a 500 mile radius of Chicago I'm raising my son as anything but a Sox fan. f*** this franchise.

we'll never win again.

I had more fun watching the Masters.

Grossman just earned himself another month.

lol at eloy running 80%.

This is the first game I've just been depressed watching. We're so far away from winning even 80 games.

OK Pillar. Nice play.

Turned game back as have to stick around work a bit longer, first thing I see is Schiffren holding a giant fried chicken sandwich. What a quality product we have.

I don't think I have the stomach to watch this one.

Good point.

Defense is average at best.

De La Cruz for literally our entire starting lineup, who says no? The Reds. The Reds say no.

That's the worst lineup we have trotted out (so far). Pillar at cleanup in CF is something else.

He's improved, drastically? Eh, marginally imo. I'm a huge bulls fan just don't discuss them here, prefer RealGM. It's been a horribly boring season with nothing at all to really look at other than Ayo and White playing a bit better. Pat was a bust again before getting hurt, Zach looked awful himself and so on. Demar is nice but he's a FA and we'll have to overpay him for more "continuity" next year. Don't even get me started on Vuc.

White's TS% and WS/48 are now lower than last year. The "breakout" was a 3 week hot stretch. I'm not saying he's not a decent player, but he's just that -- a decent player, nothing more or less. On a good team he'd be a 6th or 7th man.

Yup. And he's a fan favorite. So he'll probably just rot in Charlotte.

I want to see big dick Mendick up at some point soon.

Me seeing eddy and SS2K going to the mattresses in every thread:

standing dugout. seriously wonder if the guys that stand and lean on the railing get hurt less.

fixed that for you.

Ban bets, talking about your monetary bets, and talking about your fantasy team should all be auto suspension.

Slightly above average defense with slightly below average pitching with historically bad offense equals 50 or so wins.

your grifolisms are leaking into prospects posts.