BigSqwert

I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of Luis Vizcaino today. QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 17, 2007 -> 02:07 PM) I really wish I could re-read the story that brought us the PFC, but I think it's been deleted. If I recall correctly you were telling people a story about a fight after a ballgame.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 17, 2007 -> 02:05 PM) Why do you limit the PFC's power to just one league? As I recall, we'll be playing a National League team this week. The PFC is extremely powerful. I shudder to think what would happen if we introduced it to the weaker National League.

DeSalvo falling apart.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 17, 2007 -> 02:03 PM) Seems to me that the PFC is coming through for the offense today. Keep it going! No doubt. No wonder we've been slumping this season. We forgot to take the PFC out of winter storage. American League watch out!!! QUOTE(G&T @ May 17, 2007 -> 02:04 PM) Posada had something in his eye. Most likely part of the bat from AJ when his bat broke. Or a piece of the PFC.

DYE b****ES!!!!

QUOTE(soxfan3530 @ May 17, 2007 -> 01:55 PM) we really should have at least 2 or 3 runs. Two-out hitting boys! You can say the same thing in at least 1 or 2 innings of almost every game that we've played so far this year.

I'd take the first one.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 17, 2007 -> 01:46 PM) Damn, I was going to say more Cowbell! It couldn't hurt. Ozzieball!!

LMAO Anyone else following via gameday? Pitch sequence for iguchi looks like a tornado.

A poorly fashioned cane?

Pitch #26 on the way.

Dye b****es!

*wonders where everyone else is* This DeSalvo guy sucks. Can't get anyone out. Nice AB for Ozuna. QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 17, 2007 -> 01:20 PM) Nice AB for Ozuna. That was a typo. I meant abs. I was looking at some pics of Ozuna on a beach in Mexico. That was grinderrific! worst.game.thread.ever

Looking at the scoreboards and it seems that the Twins have given up on this season. I love DP. In your face DeSalvo!

QUOTE(Jimbo @ May 17, 2007 -> 01:09 PM) anyone here? Always. Haven't slept in 2 months.

QUOTE(RME JICO @ May 17, 2007 -> 11:12 AM) His back must be really messing him up. He probably should've just gotten the surgery. I didn't realize bad backs were contagious. The entire team seems to be affected.

LINK Where's Strange Sox? This should make him happy.

Why isn't this in the SLaM thread? Seems like an obnoxious thread to have in Pale Hose Talk.

I'll never forget the day Hawk made that comment. The ultimate homer.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 17, 2007 -> 08:40 AM) To take a nice set of stats from Cheat's site. AVG OBP SLG June '06 .296 .352 .464 July '06 .289 .338 .499 August '06 .280 .335 .453 Sept/Oct '06 .259 .325 .432 April '07 .225 .317 .379 May '07 .208 .259 .321 This isnt a slump. Its a f***ing offensive free fall. Fire Walker today. Holy crap. That is a scary trend.

QUOTE(MizzouSox @ May 15, 2007 -> 09:57 PM) Anybody go to the game tonight that can't go tomorrow? I'm looking for some cheap tickets. send a PM to sti3

What B.S. Why was the game called? They easily could have gotten this one in. Was getting updates from a friend at the game and people were wondering why they weren't playing. He said they easily could have started at 7:30.

Sorry to change the subject but what if people gloated over the death of Bin Laden? Would the mods have to curb those types of responses as well?

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 15, 2007 -> 12:32 PM) Have you peeked at the bottom of our order? Don't you mean the heart of our order?

QUOTE(Kalapse @ May 15, 2007 -> 12:28 PM) The one thing you can look at is the one guaranteed automatic out you have when pitching to an NL lineup, a luxury you don't get in the AL. Or the 6 automatic outs you have when facing the Sox. Oh man that was low.