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Why Cavity Bombs Would Make the TSA Irrelevant

The new TSA procedures pose an interesting concern for transgendered people. Here's a blog I just read on the subject.

Kilts or getting groped?

I strongly encourage it. TSA loves it too.

LOL Fund to Ensure Somebody Throat Punches Roethlisberger Every Week

Getting groped before the flight will be fun. That's why I wore a kilt to work today and went commando.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Nov 22, 2010 -> 09:18 AM) Like Onterrio Smith & the Whizzinator??? No. That would obviously come up on the backscatter x-ray. This would have to look like it's really part of the man's body, hence made from either a real penis (From a dead guy I presume) or something made from real skin. And could you imagine what they could hide inside the penis of John Holmes? Maybe a couple of guns!

Last night: Boardwalk Empire A- Walking Dead B-

Excellent. Just what I needed to start my week.

Can't wait to see the status of my flight later out of O'Hare. Any chance it's delayed?

A great day to find out my Lacoste windbreaker is not water resistant.

So here's a scenario that I just thought about. What if a potential terrorist used a prosthetic penis made from real skin and filled it with whatever they were trying to sneak onto the plane? Would the backscatter see through the fake penis? Couple that with some items hidden in their anal cavity and now you've just let someone on board with who knows what. I could see it now. They send a couple of test subjects through with nothing in the prosthetic to see if they get pulled aside.

Weekend coming to a close. At least I have Zombies and Nucky Thompson to let it finish in style.

QUOTE (Tex @ Nov 21, 2010 -> 01:25 PM) Future historians will ponder the value of this thread and why there are so many posts. Giving yourself a pat on the back?

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Nov 21, 2010 -> 10:12 AM) Did you read the books? No. I'm older than 15. Besides, even if the books were phenomenal, I did not enjoy the movies one least bit.

QUOTE (Brian @ Nov 21, 2010 -> 05:55 AM) Than how do you know it is lame? I will vouch for him that they are lame since I did see the first 3.

QUOTE (Tex @ Nov 21, 2010 -> 09:28 AM) Terrorists and drug smugglers have used children, even infants. Everyone must be searched, or else we will not be safe.

Yes

Griffin with 44 and 15 last night for the Clippers in a losing effort.

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Wow! How big were these revolutions? Did the entire town get involved?

Evanston would have been a better place for today's football game.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Nov 19, 2010 -> 06:28 PM) The minute I see England The US end its occupation of Ireland Iraq and Afghanistan is the minute I take anything they say seriously on how another country should act or on what are would be war crimes. Could easily be changed to the above.

Now that you mention it, probably a good idea.

Lots of adult film stars like things shot in their butts as well.