BigSqwert

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 12:40 PM) Never heard that one on this board before. My bad... We will go undefeated the rest of the way. This team is flawless and I'd be surprised if we gave up another run this year.

Xanax should ease your temper.

Venereal diseases slow people's response time.

Tisk. Tisk.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 11:58 AM) Dude, remember that guy's head falling off when he robbed that homer? LOL yeah. Or the guy catching a pop up getting hit by a car.

Reasons unknown too.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 11:58 AM) If I looked like Coop's wife, I'd lurk too. In very poorly lit areas.

QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 11:51 AM) Haha @ Steve's photo. Indeed.

Someone crawling through air ducts to steal a corked bat. Was it Albert Belle's?

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 11:51 AM) Who here on SoxTalk are you trying to score a date with? Coop's wife is known to lurk.

A tiger mauling a runner sliding into 2nd base.

The guy in the minors that was doing a soldiers crawl towards the mound and lobbing the ball as if it were a grenade.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 10:59 AM) Nicely done. You two should just get a room already. Sheesh.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 10:49 AM) You have a pretty high opinion of yourself. I am scum. Just not a whole bag of it.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 09:57 AM) I've never had any problems with my mortgage, car payment, comcast, car insurance, etc. Personally, I think anyone who still mails checks is just a laggard. Likewise. In fact it makes my life easier to set up payments that way.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 09:50 AM) That's reserved for scumbags that refuse to pay on time on their own accord. That's how. I'm not a scumbag and I have it set up that way. It was court ordered. But thanks for the insult!

How is it any different than the government taking money from your bank account to pay for things like child support?

Oakland better sweep this weekend!

No doubt.

Hayoo!

Well somebody's obsessed with my genitalia.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 09:16 AM) ...and 12 in the pants. inches

35 but 18 at heart.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 07:36 AM) 7 back of the division, 6 back of the wild card. Anyway you put it, they're done. Unfortunately, we could be in the same spot in about 10 days with our brutal schedule and terribly unreliable 4th and 5th starter options.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Aug 21, 2009 -> 09:03 AM) I wouldn't consider myself any sort of groupie. I'm an opinionated asshole who loves to play devils advocate at times, and while I tend to agree with Kap more often than not, that doesn't mean I agree with everything he says and nothing you say. It's always different. Obama is the messiah. Sorry. I think my body was taken over by the spirit of Kap for a second there.