QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Aug 19, 2009 -> 04:21 PM)
I think every sitcom has had an episode where main character involves himself with two women.
Now Shipps has to foolishly arrange a date with both women on the same night, at different locations, where he will -- against all odds -- get away with it until there's some small slip up at the end of the night. He will then just shrug his shoulders and smile into the camera as the credits role.
That crazy Shipps, will his shenanigans ever go as planned.
Maybe you can tell him what to say into the transmitter in his ear? Unfortunately he'll mishear what you say and say something completely inappropriate.