BigSqwert

Might as well give up a couple runs here so I can get on with my night.

After 6 straight seasons of the offense completely tanking in August don't you think it's time to make some changes to the coaching staff?

I guess it doesn't matter what type of pitcher we face. Knuckleballer, rookie, 2-11 pitchers, aces. Same result.

Why would we willfully wait with woeful waders?

Usually I like that stuff but it serves no purpose here.

Stop with the alliteration.

QUOTE (G&T @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 04:41 PM) I gotta get on that twitter. Don't accidentally purchase this instead. People get confused with the 2.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 04:34 PM) it would be rushing him IMO.....i think DJ carassco has a great chance to finally get a start Our bullpen is in shambles. I wouldn't remove the one consistent guy from it.

Well I learned last night that making positive posts will cause the team to win so I'm trying my best. Apparently the team spends an inordinate amount of time reading this forum.

Quail genitalia is even more strange.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 04:25 PM) Lets do it Gavin!!! Lets go SOX!!! Time to rip off a 6 game winning streak 6?? I'm thinking 14 at least.

Welcome back Carlos Torres. Ugh

"I love me some Pink Tacos."

Ostensibly you are correct.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 04:21 PM) AJP is having an awesome year at the plate. Everyone is still waiting for his numbers to fall off. He's even throwing out runners now. I've got no complaints with AJ.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 04:20 PM) He does too. I'm bloodier then a f***ing Bloody Mary on Sunday. Sorry about that. I didn't realize you were actually looking at the cute chick just behind me.

For the record I could easily see KW getting rid of Alexei in the off season. They guy has been a mini disaster on the field.

Janis Joplin once had issues with her vulva.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 03:44 PM) There's lot of lurkers who probably would like to contribute more but don't because in reality people are much braver on a message board then they would be face to face . I'm the opposite. I go up to people and punch them in the face in real life if they even look at me sideways.

I think Kenny was directing all of those comments to Lillibridge.

Maybe the team is tired from the record heat of the summer? How many 90+ degree games have we played in this summer? Two?

X-rays of uvulas would be interesting.

Quit skipping letters Ed!

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 12:25 PM) I thought the draft was moved to next Wed. Seriously? You have the link to the site? PM it to me.

Please...you know I wouldn't eat that.