I suppose I could start out with a fat joke.... but I wont.
The marriage count is at 0, as according to the Roman Catholic Church I have never been married. Thanks for your concern.
Now, my comment was a joke, but if your ignorant uninformed mind couldn't comprehend that, and I insulted you, you could have sent me a PM saying so and I could have explained that, and apologized for hurting your feelings...
No s***, no substance... I bet that's better than 1 kiss a year and a lifetime friendship with a hairy palm.
Bye..