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Steff

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  1. Steff

    Heaven

    I like that... sarcasm without being an asshole.
  2. Steff

    Heaven

    Sounds like someone can't appreciate a joke...
  3. Yep... and the elements would be even worse that they already are. Geez... now we're back to the view of the park..? Are we that SOL?
  4. What a great picture.. Damn.. look at all the people.
  5. That's the story I've always been told. Nothing to do with utilities.
  6. That's where they'll be holding us.. err... them.
  7. Oh I can just see the news report tonight... "And in local news that fan fest thing going on for the... the... (Bob what's that team's name...?).. oh.. the White Sox.. GM Kenny Williams was pushed down a flight of stairs. 10,384 people are being held for questioning"
  8. Steff

    Heaven

    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word ?" her husband asked "Czechoslovakia." Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later.
  9. I left before Jim as he had to take the dog to the doggie hotel , so I missed all of them. He just got to work.
  10. That appears to be the million $$ question..
  11. Right.. with those additions. Problem is.. those additions haven't been made and don't appear to be a priority.
  12. With the uncertianty of the pitching staff... yea. If we can't stop them from scoring we might as well at least try to score more than them
  13. Yea.. I know. You're going tonight, right?
  14. I can't put my finger on it.. but I don't like Erstad. And a GG in 2000 means nothing after 4 years. Also, I don't think he's got the speed to patrol the outfield anymore.
  15. Steff

    Off to NY

    Soxy.. good luck to ya!! Travel safe.
  16. Hold on.. let me check something.. are you seeing my messages?
  17. I'd take that to the bank. I don't know if Rick did or not. I'll ask this weekend if I see anyone that might know..
  18. Oye ve!! I come here to get AWAY from work...
  19. Well.. that's your opinion, and you're certiantly entitled to it.
  20. Oh man.. you are so getting your ass kicked tomorrow!!! First this... Then this biooottccchhh !!!
  21. Your posts are getting boring guys... someone call someone gay and heat it up..
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