Jack Parkman
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OMFG a walk
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Rivas has a fucking .500 OBP through a month. Where's our Rivas?It's time to play guess whoooooooo?Negative. I saw it too. Ludicrous speed, GO!If you want to replace guys that can't hit or take a walk, you'd have to replace everyone other than Anderson and he only does one of those things.I've never seen an entire lineup that is supposed to be good be this bad for this long. The Sox OBP is right there with Oakland and Cincinnati, who have been stripped bare and are playing AAAA guys and rookies. The Sox won't win shit until they value OBP in their player evaluations. This seems like it is a Jerry problem.I think the Sox offense just sucks this year. They've caught suckitis, nothing we can do. Nobody knows how to take a walk and everyone swings at bullshit. When they do swing at strikes, they beat the ball into the ground. Timmy must have natural immunity or something because he is fine.Why did you switch Ruiz and Foster's names? Where did it come from? I remember the thread where you guys did that but I don't remember why.Lopez should stay in the bullpen. He's a reliever.Still no walks from the Sox. This is ludicrous.What the Cubs are doing is good offense. I know they don't have any runs but the process is there. That's exactly what the Sox need to do to get out of this funk.I did not like that pitch sequence.If McGuire was Russian his name would be Ivan YakimovJOSE! Kopech needed that.You do realize we are a minority, right? Most people like warm weather. My ideal temperature is 70 degrees.Madrigal or Kelenic? Neither.Burger just pulled an EloyI'd rather live in Minnesota than Florida or Arizona 7 days a week and twice on Sundays. I melt at temperatures over 80 degrees.The problem with Florida isn't the weather, it's the inhabitants.Rally Engel!Remember, there's a limit to how many times a player can be recalled and assigned from the minors in a season without being exposed to waivers. New CBA shit.He sucks.Tony is on crack with the lineup tonight.
