Jack Parkman

In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.

Yeah that was all arms. No hip rotation whatsoever, which is where power is generated. They need to rest him, he's hurting the team right now both at the plate and in the field.

bummer.

There ya go Dickman.

It's a bummer because he was raking in preseason.

Idk what's with Moncada fumbling the baseball on the transfer this year. Covid brain fog?

Keep hanging sliders, Darvish....They'll leave the ballpark eventually.

Sit your punk ass down Contreras.

You can STFU now. I get it, it was a really fucking dumb comment. No need to rub it in. Don't be a dick, Richard.

It's time for a Panther Party.

Yeah Darvish is getting away with murder today...

Wow paint from Cease there.....

That slider will also make Pitching Ninja.

Yeah all you can do is tip your cap and grab some bench there. Don't blame Moncada at all for the backward K there. That's going to make Pitching Ninja.

At least play a guy with awesome D there if you're not going to get anything offensively out of Mazara.

Yeah WTF.....

I'm here, I saw it. Like you yesterday, I hope Eloy, Cease and Nomar make me look like an asshole for ever doubting them.

Please miss bats today Cease.

Marshall is the answer. We all lose.

My guess is one of Burdi/Foster/Heuer.

^^^^

Nomar is the anti-Abreu.

Who plays DH? Vaughn or Abreu?

I hope Nomar gets his first of the year here.

I demand a Parrot.