Jack Parkman

Him too.

You have no arguments from me whatsoever.

You mean the guy who spent $310 M on Darvish and Heyward?

And now the Sox are losing. Great.

He didn't have a slider. He only threw a curveball. The weird thing is both Giolito and Lopez have both picked up a slider and completely lost their curveballs since joining the Sox. I really don't know why they taught Giolito a slider because he didn't need it. His curve was always ++ before he got here.

Cooper is a relic. I hope to god he's not entrenched, as it will be hard to get a decent manager to come here if he has to keep Cooper. The game has passed him by, he has ceased to be a good pitching coach ca. 2014-15

That is true. I should have said "so far"

Shitcan his ass.

He's looked awful so far. Only two starts but not very encouraging.

Welp......?

Ah Geez ReyLo.

How hard is it to communicate in the OF at the pro level. The weird velocity fluctuations and missing the zone completely with Lopez scream UCL. This is exactly what happened to Kopech both with command and velocity. I'll be surprised if Lopez makes it to Memorial Day at this point.

If it isn't a Cooper special, it looks like exactly what happened to Kopech before his UCL snapped.

Looks like a Cooper special. This is why Cooper is a relic.

Just missed the Slam. Dammit.

This is Kikuchi's 1st career start vs the Sox so they'll probably do better 2nd time through the order.

C'mon Moncada, let's do this.

Tim Beckham sucks at SS. That is DH quality fielding 3 errors by Beckham. LMFAO.

It looks like he has issues with cold weather early in the season. Just something we'll have to get used to.

Yeah Hahn was asleep at the wheel.

Domingo Santana should be in RF for the Sox. That blows. I wanted the Sox to pick him up sooo badly.

Lopez looks nasty.

And Moncada

That too.