Jack Parkman

Ok Yolmer, make up for your boner earlier.

Not a chance with the bottom of the order up.

I'm not sure Colome and Herrera were available today. They both pitched Saturday and Sunday.

Anyone but Covey. That is why. Covey is only good for mop up duty.

Lolz. This has crossed into fun-bad territory. Cue the Benny Hill music. I'm LMFAO.

QFT.

Lmfaooooooo

Ask Ricky.

Lolololol

He shouldn't be an MLB umpire for all intents and purposes. Those guys need to be held accountable for being bad at their job.

Too late, Ricky went to Covey.

Quick, someone fire Renteria. This is going to be a fucking disaster.

That asshole, eh?

Oy.

Ramirez is a switch hitter surrounded by two lefties

Oy.

Exactly

Funny how that works.

There aren't enough likes for this post. He absolutely should start Cordell Wednesday.

Cordell just earned a few games in RF.

Oof.

Woo Moncada with the Pedro Cerrano dance!

Neither do I.

Nobody unfortunately.

What pisses me off is that there are exactly two hitters that you shouldn't get beat by in this lineup and they got beat by Ramirez and Santana.