"stacey's mom"
or 99 out every 100 songs put on the radio
"couldn't cut as a blind man, couldn't make as a motherf***ing singer...this is how you remind me....this is how you remind me of what I really am...." a douche bag with lame permed long hair...
love that nickelback.
or how about "paper back writer" "taxman" "rocky racoon" "onion, something or other"