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QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:41 PM) Schaumburg Flyers haha but would he get the internet vote?

look at PK smiling at him, he knows...

a lil more fuel for the fire "Actually Pods' one good month has kept him from being the worst everyday player in the AL Month by month: AVG/OBP/SLG/K/BB April: .233/.281/.311/11/5 May:.318/.443/.494/16/20 June: .245/.318/.362/22/11 July: .287/.330/.394/21/9 August: .217/.284/.250/21/9 AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL" - santo=dorf WSI "*Of ..1 hitters with at least 300ABs* -24th in the Bigs in OBP. Bad. -Tied for 11th in Walks. Not Good. -Worst stolen base percentage Bad. -26th in Batting Average. Bad. -..3 in Errors among LFs (and ..1 in the AL). Bad. So, if you're the defending World Champs and you've got a 1 hitter who can't get on base, doesn't walk much, can't hit, gets caught 40% of the time when attempts to steal, and defensively does more to hurt than he does offensively to help... Can you see why there's a "ditch em" mentality?" - drewcifer WSI gotta give credit where credit is due.

echo!

excellent start

Lets Go White Sox *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

So honestly, whos itching to use the "he gawn!" smilie once Podsednik's ass is gone? I know i am

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:02 PM) I can pack the array to kick out profanity every so often, and the occasional homophobic comment, and I could put variables that include every player and manager in baseball and have ozzie insult it randomly. That should pretty much make the simulation pretty accurate.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 06:57 PM) Lets keep marching a .since the allstar break 230 hitting, .280 OBP leadoff guy because god gave him a left hand, and Ozzie keeps thinking this is the marlins, but rests our hot hitting centerfielder and puts a butcher in CF. Ozzie thinks this is a one size fits all lineup. If you want to pinch hit Mack you must take out centerfielder. If you want to pinch hit Ozuna, you must take out LF, if you want to pinch hit Cintron you must take out Uribe or Gooch. I bet I can write a perl script that could automatically make lineup changes based on the Ozzie model and we could save the money we pay him. Why does our nearly 300 hitting CF since the allstar break, who is awsome defensively needs all sorts of rest, while our crappy hitting puss armed guy in LF keeps playing no matter what. This is getting to stupid levels here. Pods gets a free pass from our manager because he is in love with the Marlins type O. He was able to come up and have 4 ks with men on, when we had how many guys on the bench who would of been a better option in the 8th, because ozzie doesnt want to make a move. Ozzie is manuels reverso twin. Sunday lineups are not played once a week, pretty much our real lineup trots out once a week and then crap comes out daily. I thought that we were resting our guys for the september push. What a pile of s***. But would it have the Latin passion?

"I make the f***in line up cards"

Ozzie always preaches resting everyone for the stretch run, well here we are. After a 1/3 of a season of platooning Anderson with Mackowiak, Brian should be ready to go, for christ sake BA is batting .303 over the last 30 days, and has past sucess against Hernandez, Ozzie i f***ing hate you sometimes.

Yay!, welcome back Boone!, Haeger. GL Sweeney and Stewart, the situtation with Sweeney reminds me of what they did with Brian Last year.

Slayer was originally known as Dragonslayer.

the new mars volta album "Amputechture" is the suck, this album and Frances The Mute have been very disapointing, and i like instramental bands like Explosions in the Sky.

Bright spot, Vazquez pitched well.

QUOTE(S720 @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 04:11 PM) It's not that I do want to give up BMAC, but according to quite a few people on here, BMAC is our future CY. That my friend will not be happening! When I see him pitch, he just look averaged to me. I trade BMAC for Liriano or Verlander in an 1/10000000000th of a heartbeat! Flash is that you?

lovely.

3-0 take 3.

Mack should be hitting for pods.

QUOTE(S720 @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 04:04 PM) Don't you ever tell me how GOOD McCarthy is! He is so averaged! And what absurd is that noone wants to trade BMAC for Soriano! False.

woo yeah, 5-3 tampa bay lead.

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