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You did well Jim. And if I ever meet you, I will buy you a diet coke...

Oh. But still, it was pretty dumb to even offer that...

Brando! Were you on crack? Whyd you actually make that deal? You know JM doesnt run (or atleast Mr Control doesnt let him run) so 20 SBs is unlikely. Val never hits for high enough BA to get a .350 OBP. He walks a lot but his BA is always too low. The other two are good, but those two I mentioned, you shoulda had lower standards and perhaps you coulda won the bet...

Matrix Reloaded sucks man. Its incomplete. And really, the whole Matrix thing sucks. Why? Because Neo cant die. In any other movie, maybe its just an archetype, or common pattern, that the hero does die but take any other movie. The Rock, one of my favorites, for example. They dont die but John Mason and Stan Goospeed can die. Or better yet. Windtalkers (dont read the next sentence if you havent seen the movie). Joe Enders does die. But in the Matrix, no matter what happens, Neo cant die. It just cant happen. In the movies I mentioned, the protagonist can and sometimes does die. But not in the Matrix. And he can fly. Why the hell is he flying? Joe Enders cant fly! Stan Goodspeed doesnt look back in The Rock and see those crazy Marines chasin him and sail away singing "I believe I can fly!" It just doesnt happen. The flying is just so corny. And the fact that he cant die, takes all the suspense out of the movie. I like the whole machines control the hoax world and people are trying to escape idea, but just have a mortal freakin character, for cryin out loud! of course neo can die. weren't you paying attention? it's turned out the 'prophesy' was wrong. not to say he WILL die but there's no doubt he's not immortal. the flying is just an extrordinary manipulation of the matrix. remember, the matrix is just numbers. he can't fly in the 'real' world. (tho he did something intriguing near the end by stopping those mechanical multipods) and it was incomplete because it's the second in a series of 3 movies. just like starwars (the one where ford is stuck in corbomite (or whatever) at the end). It said the prophesy was wrong. I didnt know that the one being immortal was part of the prophesy. I thought the prophesy was just that the one would return and defeat the machines. Still flying anywhere is kinda corny. And I know its the middle movie of a trilogy but I have a very short span of patience. I cant wait for the third movie!

Dude, you laugh at just anything I say. But theres no problem with that. And do you see my point? Matrix Reloaded is incomplete, in the Matrix Neo can fly but he cant die. Thats really absurd...

Yeah I guess. But its silly isnt it? My whole goal is to provide comic relief to the fellow fans of a stinky team...

Matrix Reloaded sucks man. Its incomplete. And really, the whole Matrix thing sucks. Why? Because Neo cant die. In any other movie, maybe its just an archetype, or common pattern, that the hero does die but take any other movie. The Rock, one of my favorites, for example. They dont die but John Mason and Stan Goospeed can die. Or better yet. Windtalkers (dont read the next sentence if you havent seen the movie). Joe Enders does die. But in the Matrix, no matter what happens, Neo cant die. It just cant happen. In the movies I mentioned, the protagonist can and sometimes does die. But not in the Matrix. And he can fly. Why the hell is he flying? Joe Enders cant fly! Stan Goodspeed doesnt look back in The Rock and see those crazy Marines chasin him and sail away singing "I believe I can fly!" It just doesnt happen. The flying is just so corny. And the fact that he cant die, takes all the suspense out of the movie. I like the whole machines control the hoax world and people are trying to escape idea, but just have a mortal freakin character, for cryin out loud!

Who? The homo rapist? Brando seemed to be talking to me, you seem to be talking to brando...

I think hes referring to hsc and steff...

So wait. Why am I the male version of her? Im not a playmate and I dont ever plan on that, and she doesnt seem to be a comedian, so why would brando compare me to her? Brando? Im just curious man...

Why thank you brando. And I thought Anna Nicole was a pornstar. Is she a comedian too? Well, I wouldnt know cuz every time I watch her shows I put it on mute so no one else can hear it...

Huh? Tough guy? Whos a tough guy? You seem to be talking to me but then you seem to be talking as if thats what youd do the other guy. Which is it?

Hey shut up brando. And Im kinda glad that girl dumped me. She was ugly as hell. I told other guys I dated her and common responses were "ugly!", "wheres your stash man?" and "you dated that?" Her friend was even uglier. That friend was mean too! I still joke my ex about how shes anorexic. And then she goes "shes eats a ton but cant gain weight!" and I say "ok then, shes bulimic". Then she says "she doesnt puke it up". And I respond "well idiot, you think shes gonna call ya and say 'hey gurl! ya wanna come see me barf up that spinach I ate earlier? Heck no!' Me and my ex have such a wonderful relationship...

Some of these mistakes are mistakes that I wouldnt see in T-ballers...

Screw Frank....there I said it. Roman....I just have to warn you....you are bordering on the old adage "pot calling the kettle black." I think you know what I mean....if not, just let me know, and I'll explain it to you. I dont really know what that means. I kinda get it (both are black yada yada yada) but how does it apply to this situation?

And that, idseer, is why Im not a homophobe. Im not scared of being gay, because I know Im not. And if you read my posts, you know the only thing I care about is what I think. If someone else thinks Im gay, fine, I know Im not gay so I do NOT care. A girlfriend of mine dumped me once because this anorexic whore friend of hers thought I was gay. But I thought they were both ugly annd I knew Im not gay so I didnt freakin care. But back to my main point. Im not scared of homos. Never have been, never will be. If homophobia meant disgusted by homos I would be the king of homophobes. But it doesnt, so Im not the king of homophobes...

Honestly. How can a true Sox fan say screw Frank? He has done so much for this team. Abozichiu hates Frank yet loves Buehrle. MB has done nothing but whine about the boos (which are logical cuz he sucks!) and how he doesnt want to be here. But abozichiu, I congratulate you for sticking with the man even tho hes proved how truly crappy he is. Id do the same for Frank but just about no one else...

I wont meet him until Im 21 so it doesnt matter. Hey Jim, Im 16 so the beers atleast 5 years away. And fine, Smirnoff aint beer but if he wants it he can have it...

That means Frank has nearly 5% of this franchises total homeruns. Holy crap!

If I ever meet you, Ill buy you as much beer as you want. Nat Lite, Miller Lite, Buweiser, Corona, Sam Adams, Smirnoff. Whatever kind you want. And I got a good memory so if I meet you you will definitely be getting a beer. Awesome job with the stats man...

Read the whole post you jackass. I said lets just figure his replacement goes 5-5. Does that make you happy? :finger

I am not scared of gay people and I know I aint gay. If you ever tried to stick it in me, Id freakin castrate you. And then Id force feed you your own testicles, so you choke on your freakin cum! Whoa. Im sickin even myself out...

My parents got married in Hawaii. I cant imagine a better place...

Good question heads. 3-11...

Outcastradio? Heck no. He was an Indians fan. And I hated that piece of maggot crap. And idseer, I apologized for what I said. Didnt you read the thread? Dont bring that back up please...