Wise Master Buehrle

If he wasn't, he could at least try and throw the ball over the plate. He obviously can't handle high-pressure games. This is looking bad.

There's Frank Thomas for you.

Frank, you kind of need to ummmm dominate again.

Nice base hit for Robbie. He's looking good at the plate so far.

We know how the Twins work, if they get all the momentum, they win. This is how both of these teams work.

Maybe he was living a dream year. Maybe that cut fastball has nothing to do with his success over the year. Maybe, it was all a fluke. There are two possible reasons as to why Loazia is sucking so much ass lately. 1: He's tolled. He's been chunking all year, without one bad streak. He finally has one. 2: It was all a fluke. By some weird force of nature, he did well for most of the season, but it was all a fluke. And he'll be the same next year as he was every other year. I don't know what to think.

Well boys, the season is over. Here's the momentum percentage: Minnesota- 99% Chicago- 1% They'll be lifeless idiots up there for the rest of the night.

Stewart. 45- Called Strike. 0-1 46- Ball. 1-1 47- Ball. 2-1 48- Ball. 3-1 *Loaiza has NOTHING. NOTHING DAMMIT NOTHING.* 49- Ball f***ing four. I'm done. :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou :finger :finger :finger :finger

Guzman. 40- Called strike. 0-1 41- Called strike. 0-2 ^Pickoff Attempt at 1st. Unsuccessful. ^Pickoff Attempt at 1st. Unsuccessful. 42- Away. 1-2 43- Wild pitch. Ryan advances to 2nd. Ball. 2-2 44- Ground ball almsot past Robbie, can't get Guzman at 1st. 1st and 3rd, 1 Out.

Michael Ryan. 36- Away. 1-0 37- Away. 2-0 38- STrike. 2-1 39- Base hit past Robbie.

AJ Pierzynski. 33- Away. 1-0 34- Called Strike. 1-1 35- Grounds out to PK. 1 out.

On that note, Valentin is worthless, let's pick up Kaz Matsui... *wishful thinking* He couldn't hit a beach ball..

Val. 23- Called Strike. 0-1 24- Called Strike. 0-2 25- Ball away. 1-2 26- Ball away. 2-2 27- Foul to the right. 2-2 28- Strikes out swinging. ...

Paul Konerko. 18- Strike called. 0-1 *We can't let Radke get into a groove.* 19- Strike called- 0-2 20- Foul to the right. 0-2 21- Ball low and away. 1-2 22- Grounds out to Koskie.

Everett is up. 11- Strike. 0-1 12- Ball low. 1-1 13- Ball low. 2-1 14- Swinging Strike. 2-2 15- Foul away. 2-2 16- Foul away. 2-2 17- He pops up to the 2nd basemen, Hocking. 1 out.

Torii Hunter. 31- Foul. 0-1 32- Ground ball to Robbie. 3 outs. After 1 inning, 1-0 Twins. 32 f***ing pitches for Loaiza already. Don't be surprised if this team looks like ass the rest of the night... I suppose it is good that it didn't turn into a big inning for the Twins though.

Corey Koskie. 25- Ball low. 1-0 *I think we're seeing the true Loaiza, perhaps this year WAS a fluke?* 26- FINALLY A f***ING STRIKE. 1-1 27- Ball way away. 2-1 *This season could be over... Esteban is sucking so badly* 28- Swinging frickin' strike. 2-2 29- Low. 3-2 *If you walk here then I'm gonna be so mad!* 30- Sacrifice Fly to Carlos Lee. 2 outs. 1-0 Twins.

Jacque Jone is up. 17- Ball high and inside. 1-0 *Come f***ing on Esteban, we kind of need you.* 18- Ball low. 2-0 *This is getting pathetic.* 19- Swinging Strike. 2-1 20- Swinging Strike. 2-2 *Both of those pitches were essentially balls, but Jones swung at them.* 21- Fouls to the left. 2-2 22- Ball away. 3-2 *Do it.* 23- Fouls to the left. 3-2 24- Inside ball, there's another walk. *Just f***ing great, we REALLY need Esteban in a slump.*

Doug Mientblahblah steps up. 13- Ball low. 1-0 14- Ball low. 2-0 *Esteban not looking good so far, he can't locate his pitches. * 15- Ball low. 3-0 16- Ball low. Walk... 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Denny Hocking is up. 8- Called Strike. 0-1 9- Ball away. 1-1 10- Ball low and inside. 2-1 *Esteban has already thrown the same amount of pitches that Radke has, with no outs* ^Pickoff Attempt at First. Unsuccessful. 11- Stewart was running, foul tip. 2-2 12- Ugly swing, strike 3! HE GAWN! 1 out!

Shannon Stewart steps up. 1- Called strike. 0-1 2- Ball low. 1-1 3- Tried to backdoor him, no luck. Ball. 2-1 4- Swinging Strike. 2-2 5- Foul to the Right. 2-2 6- Ball low and away. 3-2 7- Ball Four.... Stewart takes 1st on the Walk.

Well that 1st inning sucked.

Magglio steps up. 10- And Magglio pops out to Hunter. After 1, we got a 0-0 score.

Here's the Big Hurt! 7- Called strike. 0-1 8- Ball high and inside. 1-1 9- Thomas GIDP. 2 outs. Man on 3rd, 2 outs. Crap.