Wise Master Buehrle

Alright! I'm retiring for tonight! GO SOX!

Leadoff single for Jurassic!!

RELIEF PBPer NEEDED, Do you accept?

I hope we pinch hit Robbie for Jose. Robbie on the right side is better than Jose on any side at this point and time.

Here's Rivas. Strike, 0-1 Strike, 0-2 1-2 HE GAWN Another un scores for Minnesota, the score is 3-1. We got some work to do.

Here's Shannon STewart. Cooper pays a visit to the mound. Sullivan and Wunsch warming up. Breaking ball, strike 0-1 Base hit to Everettt, Koskie scores. 3-1 Twins. YOUCH!

Guzman is up. Ball outside. 1-0 Ball way away, 2-0 Oh my! Strike, 2-1 Foul ball, 2-2 He's yours Jonny... Off his bat to Joe, no time for 2nd, throws to first, 2 outs.

Pierzynski is up. Pitch out, no movement. 1-0 Binch. Time is called... Ball outside, 2-0 Not liking this. STrike, 2-1 He pops it up to C Lee, 1 out.

Here's Corey Koskie... Breaking ball strike. 0-1 Time is called.. Another breaking ball strike. 0-2 Boi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoing! Foul ball. Couple of balls. 2-2 Ball up high, 3-2 This guy is yours Jon... Ball frickin' 4.

Heather is 20 minutes late. >_

Here's Paul Konerko. The "Paulieeee" chant starts up again. Breaking ball strike, 0-1 WIld Pitch, Frank into second base. 1-1 Pauliee chant going! JUST FOUL! 1-2 Watch out for that Change Up, PK. Chants up again. Hits a squibber on that change, inning over...

GO MAGGS! Takes a ball, 1-0 OH E OH, MAGGLIO Foul ball, 1-1 Fans aren't as perky as the first two days... Ball inside, 2-1 Now the fans are loud Sacrifice Fly, 2-1 Twins. We got a run!

Gave the umpire the finger, like this. :fyou :fyou :fyou

C'mon Frank! Fastball strike. 0-1 Base hit up the middle, Tony moves to third base! 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Here is Carlos Lee!!! Let's go Caballo!!! Takes a breaking ball strike. 0-1 Ball inside. 1-1 Foul ball. 1-2 You can do it Carlos! You ARE the man. Change up! Curses! Lee strikes out.

Tony G is up! Chopper to Koskie, Tony runs it out!!!! LETS GO WHITE SOX!!!!

This is the third time around. Hopefully the Sox hitters have had a good look at him now. We desperatly need some offense.

Hunter up. C'mon Jonny. HE GAWN!

Why does Minnesota have the TC on their helmets, the emailer asks, it means Total Crap! Jones flies out to Lee.

OLIVO THROWS OUT MEINTKIUGUGY AT SECOND!!!!

Missile at Jons head, base hit to center. 1st and 2nd, no outs. This is looking bad.

Meintkiviciowue leads off. God, ground ball to Joses right, Jose does a nice job, Meinertui outran it though.

Anyways, here's Olivo. Strike out swinging.. :fyou :fyou

Yep, we need Heather. 6 minutes...

Jose flies out to Hunter.