Jon Stewart:
1. "The U.S. has the military capability to wage a two-front war, and could, in fact, even enjoy it. But can the media cover a two-front war? The graphics departments would have to produce a map of Iraqorea, the evilest place on Earth."
It was hilarious. They were talking about Iraqorea's capital: Pyongdad. And then, what would happen if the last Axis of Evil Country Iran joined in, a reporter cut in and said the capital of Iraqorearan, Pyongdadran, had fallen to US troops. I got a really good laugh out of that episode.