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if you don't count the first pitch

xBA of .080 on Tim's single

i feel like this goober pitcher is gonna throw a pickoff away

nice start, timmy. lets make some fun

you're an idiot

Cesar's been fantastic. Also, if we can get 100 pitches and 6 IP and 2 ER out of Dallas after the first four or so batters, I'll take it

didn't realize he changed his citizenship

we've got a large cuban dude heating up lately

that double play was delicious

now they're just picking on sano

so.......where do you guys rank vaughn on our position player mvp rankings this year? cause he's been pretty damn valuable

I'm glad Keuchel got whatever the fuck the first inning was out of his system

Engel's finally showing what the optimistic prospect guys thought a long time ago

MVFUCKINGPITO

ADAM FUCKING LAUNCH ENGEL

i'm pro Cesar

Getting out of this down 2-0 isn't terrible, aside from the fact Dallas has been terrible

this is gross

Might as well let Engel steal, too, if he's not tired

This game has almost been perfect

Yoan! Finally!

Cesar smoked that, tough luck

excited to see if astudillo pitches the ninth of this one

home plate ump ready to call it a night

We're really lucky to have Fegan covering the team