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This game is starting off as weird as last night

Fuckin magicians act right there; LOL @ Lucas yelling into his glove

LOL, of course, thankfully we are facing a broken Yelich

This is tough to watch

#SpeedDontSlump

The cutter looks good tonight

Big first K

Well that certainly makes me feel better

Evan, I love what you’ve become.

heh

that kind of hit is exactly the reason we traded for nomar

We do have a third catcher, but yeah, probably don't want to bring Collins in to catch at this juncture.

i humbly request extra bases here

his brain was scrambled earlier tonight

none of us understand "baseball"

leg

This game tastes funny.

fair enough

Not sure why Cordero isn't coming in here

i forgot what it was like to have avi creeping in the background when he is on-deck.

do not give christian yelich anything to hit

Didn't think I'd be okay with Ross Detwiler in this scenario, but 2020 is fucked up anyways

He's literally the single best Sox writer, not to mention the fact that was so clearly a joke.

Sometimes, when you're the captain, you gotta do shit like that