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Before he can hit, he needs to be in the lineup. First start of the year, right?

Good.

This is the most agreeable Greg post in the history of Soxtalk. I’m smitten.

If you make homemade falafel, your hands will smell like vagina for the rest of the day. Just let that sink in.

SUCK IT WHIT... oh, wait a minute. Damn, nevermind.

2 week return likely? Easy recovery this offseason if they do any surgery at the end of the year?

What’s that mean to us cavemen?

Exactly

Fixed

Que jeopardy theme song...

Thanks for the expertise as always brother, your in depth thoughts give a voice to my layman caveman like interpretation which has been something along these lines: “Dumb play go bang, bad ouch have no good. Quick news good... wait not for more uh-oh. Small bang or long bang? Long bang no!!” Seems to me based on your assessment with little to go off, he’s either day to day or is out for the rest of the year if it ends up being something requiring surgery? ( As you can see above, I know nothing in this realm. )

Maybe we can trade for Q by shipping Eloy and Cease across town?

Twins starting pitching is hurting too after losing Hill and Odoizzi

Paging Dr. @ptatc again, please report to your nearest injury thread.

Delmonico has been assigned to the dance team, a more fitting role than cleanup.

Welcome to the 2000s ?

I seriously know your posts, already... just by the style of imagery you pick. It’s just like your website... 1995.

All of our houses and wives.

Would think the opposite, actually. If it was a simple dislocation you’d think it would be quickly reported. Something else requiring more testing would perhaps take longer.

I think I now have a stone that will need to be passed.

Put a fastball up and in on his hands

I hate Gamel in this spot.

Oh dear.

This umpire isn’t calling anything close for us but he’s a foot wide plate for the brewers