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QUOTE (QuickJones81 @ Dec 2, 2015 -> 10:25 AM) Just remember, and this has held true in my life, no matter how gorgeous a girl is, there is some guy somewhere that is sick of her sh!t. There are no unicorns - watch this if you haven't already:

QUOTE (Chilihead90 @ Dec 1, 2015 -> 11:16 PM) So are you going to tell us who she is, or what? lmao. Nope! Not a chance!!

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Dec 1, 2015 -> 09:46 PM) Man I really thought you were trolling earlier. It sounds like something crazy... And is... But this s***s real. Have a court date tomorrow morning, actually.... And then Thursday / Friday I'm moving into a new house that cheerleader woman's gonna move into soon. I guess on here my names hi8is but when it comes to the ladies... None shall be taken. Hard to pass up a first love reunited in any form - especially when it's a flipping calendar swimsuit edition. Bye bye crazy lady, hello beautiful. I rest my case.

QUOTE (Hatchetman @ Dec 1, 2015 -> 11:11 AM) so your ex-wife then....is she hot? 1.) you can have her 2.) not even in the same universe as the new mrs. My girl now - jeez, I'm telling you guys... She was named cheerleader of the year by a sports publication and is in swimsuit calendars. It's like every teenage boys dream girl walked right off the poster on the wall and into my life. It's been completely bats*** crazy lately but I feel very blessed. Thanks for the support gang - funny place to vocalize some of this and funny place to get some support.

QUOTE (LDF @ Nov 30, 2015 -> 07:19 PM) how is it going, long time no see. Dude. You have no idea. My wife whet bonkers... Had an affair with a fat girl and then holed herself up in a hotel room for 4 days doing God knows what, leaving me with my son at our house. Then she starts claiming I kidnapped our kid and was threatening to put out an amber alert. So I filled for a restraining order and got full custody. Ever since its been... Divorce. Lawsuits. Insane amounts of money being thrown away. The good news is that I re united with my first love who just so happened to turn out to be a cheerleader for a professional sports team. So that's going splendid - everything happens for a reason, so they say. f*** it You asked.

QUOTE (soxfan2014 @ Nov 30, 2015 -> 06:45 PM) I still think we end up signing Freese or trading for Lawrie. Maybe even as soon as next week during the meetings. The meetings are next week? Jesus.

QUOTE (Joshua Strong @ Nov 16, 2015 -> 09:02 PM) ...and another prospect or two back. Or four Interesting side note: Soxtalk has had 3.2+ million posts since its origin. Insane.

QUOTE (soxfan2014 @ Oct 18, 2015 -> 09:06 AM) I think I'm going on a hiatus... Word.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Sep 30, 2015 -> 02:01 PM) I think we'll spend big bucks on a catcher or 3B. Good lord, both positions are meek. Nothing out there in FA.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Sep 27, 2015 -> 08:10 AM) I have seen none better. Ninjas give him tough competition here:

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Sep 26, 2015 -> 07:29 PM) Mike Trout just made a GREAT catch to rob a 3 run homer simply amazing! Did I just see the best catch in the history of this sport to date? Seriously. Someone please tell me of a better catch.

Where's the Will Farrell option?

QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Sep 18, 2015 -> 05:02 PM) "I'm not thinking about a contract, but I do know that I will be looking for a contract that..." I'm not thinking of getting laid, but I do know that she'll have to be.... Uh - yea.

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Sep 13, 2015 -> 12:57 PM) He did make a winner of Esteban Loaiza, but you can't rest of past laurels And contrereas. Pretty insane to think that Loaiza was 12 years ago! Oh my lord...

My offseason plan? f***ed if I know.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 8, 2015 -> 10:21 AM) My Spanish is a bit rusty, but I think Noesi is coming back to the White Sox. https://instagram.com/p/7YIDvjQ9MNwIWgthgq7...7CCo-QQyepkTg0/ It says to Chicago for a few days

QUOTE (mataipaepae @ Sep 6, 2015 -> 04:16 PM) How did he look defensively? sounded like he made a nice barehanded play from what i heard on the radio.

QUOTE (Chicago White Sox @ Aug 28, 2015 -> 03:50 PM) I'll be honest, I don't think we're that far away from being serious contenders. Our pitching staff is legit and once Fulmer or Montas replaces Danks it could be special. The offense is an obvious issue, but can be fixed if addressed properly. IMO, that means signing one of the star OFs in free agency, trading for a long-term solution at 3B, & adding a young catcher that can contribute by 2017. Accomplish all three of those goals, and we can be fringe contenders next year and serious contenders the following. The pitching staff really has a chance to be that good in the very near future. Funny, just last night I was thinking about when I expect the Sox to be good again. Couldn't decided on 2017 or 2018... I think it'll be contenders in 2017 and badass mofos in 2018. Kinda sad.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Aug 14, 2015 -> 04:12 PM) WTF is with looking in Sox dugout bulls*** while fist pumping f*** him. Hommie needs to have at least one testicle shot off... Now.

This is weird. Totally expected this team to be good this year... Just not only half way through the year.

I read this ( for the fifth time ) and mistakenly perceived: "Justin Uptom traded to White Sox" My pants now have s*** stains.

Anyone see / post this yet?

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Jul 19, 2015 -> 12:38 PM) Samardzija, Quintana, Garcia, and Ramirez to LAD for Puig and Seager Funny, I just posted this in the Puig thread...

Puig, Seager, Urias, and Pederson for Sale. Not happening but I'd do it.

QUOTE (flavum @ Jul 18, 2015 -> 07:22 PM) Fulmer's first AZL Angels Top of the 1st Chad Hinshaw strikes out swinging. Jahmai Jones singles on a ground ball to third baseman Felix Mercedes. With Brandon Bayardi batting, Carson Fulmer picks off Jahmai Jones at 1st on throw to Cody Daily. Brandon Bayardi flies out to left fielder Jake Fincher. Jacob May on rehab assignment. Strange, the box score shows that he only threw the one inning and that he had 52 pitches. Something's not right.