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QUOTE (chw42 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:55 PM) This is an actual condition? Yeah, but it mostly occurs in males between 12-22, and seem to decline once a girlfriend is established.

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:22 PM) "Her doctor, prescribed tranquilizers that reduces her masturbating from 47 times to only 18 times a day. " Wow! My friend Matt has the same problem. No diagnosis though.

Wilkins got on base all 4 times tonight. 2/2 with 2 BB.

QUOTE (southsidepride15 @ May 21, 2011 -> 12:31 AM) Good hustle down the line by Konerko...don't care what the situation, that made me sick. Why would he run that out? It was a routine ground ball, what are the odds they would mess that up? Oh wait...

Damn, his fastball has tons of movement.

Mike MacDougal on. Oh boy, please Paulie, don't swing at anything but fastballs.

And Dunn is still 0-for-season vs. Lefties....

f*** this Mitchell guy. DAMNIT.

1-2 count. Good thing Alexei wasted a strike with a bunt attempt.

The bunt is on!

MacDougal warming up? Yes please.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 21, 2011 -> 12:15 AM) If Pierre reaches, will Alexei bunt? Maybe with the amount of DPs he has been grounding in to, a bunt may not be the worst thing in the world. lol

Uh-oh. This is setting up for a Pierre GIDP.

Lady in the crowd - "I DARE you to hit a home run again! I double dare you!" Maybe she doesn't realize he could strike out on 3 pitches or hit a grand slam and it really wouldn't change the outcome of the game.

WILL OHMAN f***ING SUCKS.

Will Ohman is in = Game is over.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 21, 2011 -> 12:02 AM) Yup. Today ends it all. They stomped Cleveland, but one more loss? That does it. You didn't expect us to lose another game this year, did you?

Wow, the luck for the Dodgers in the past inning is just insane right now.

This game is shade of the first week of baseball. I can't handle a loss like this, I feel the urge to break something in my house right now.....

Wow, that is some horses***....

QUOTE (SoxPride56 @ May 20, 2011 -> 11:53 PM) We wouldn't be here if we walked Kemp like we should have in the first... lol

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 20, 2011 -> 11:47 PM) Do the Sox ever blow anybody out? Seems like we have close games every night out the last couple weeks but I may be forgetting some games. How bout getting some insurance runs once in a while White Sox?? s***ty pop up by Rios. Horrible effort. The Indians.

That should be it for Humber. Once again, he provides us with a VERY solid effort. He has been a tremendous surprise to most of you guys, and even myself.

Right. Down. The. Middle.

A Mike MacDougal sighting! I better hope we have a scouting report on this guy. Like.....don't swing. Ever.