If we can move Konerko I would love to get Palmeiro to share 1B and DH with Thomas. I think he could be a good lefty in the line up and I think he is a better bet than Gonzalez.
The Expos won't go anywhere until some lucky community offers to pay for a nice new stadium for them to play in. Also now that Vasquez is gone I really see them keeping Vlad so they can get more money out of potential ownership groups when they finally settle this.
Gotta love baseball, it used to be the players sitting out trying to renegotiate a deal they didn't want to honor now the owners are trying to get out of deals too only they don't have the option of sitting out.
Damn I almost had a heart attack when I read the title of this thread. Then I realized it must be a joke because if it really turned men into women Canada's population would be entirely female.