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Kubel is going to come up this inning. Kill me already!

It's time for Bobby to not suck.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 03:11 PM) Did Hawk have an orgasm? Pretty much, not completely though. No YES or HELL YES.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 03:08 PM) Jones is a bum. Please prove me wrong rite now! He proved you wrong alright.

No Kotsay...hmmm

Oh no, here's Mark Kotsay...

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 03:01 PM) I don't know why Sabermetrics has to rule everything. I'm sure the right thing to do was not let Mark pitch the eighth and he got out of it fine. There's got to be some stat somewhere that indicates Mark after 95 pitches sucks or something like that. Or most pitchers suck after 95. My eyes give me Pods over Juan. Isn't it common sense that if you do more work, you're more likely to lose energy and thus not perform as well? I mean seriously, it isn't rocket science. It's a bunch of logic put together with numbers.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:58 PM) I don't care about Sabermetrics, sorry. My own eyes tell me I like Pods more than I do Pierre. I watched Pods again today smash a base hit that nearly tore the pitcher's head off to start the game and he stole second for his third SB of the year. I know I know. Pods sucks. Sabermetrics doesn't even prove that Pierre is better than Podsednik. In fact, most in the sabermetric community hates Pierre.

Mark's found it again.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:55 PM) BTW, did Thome get a big ovation on Friday night? Yeah, we're not douchebags like those people from Cleveland.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:55 PM) I'd be all for having Beckham move to third, Nix to second and play both every day. Nix sucks at third, doesn't he? We don't really know.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:51 PM) I wonder where Morneau is going to end up after he becomes a free agent. I don't think the twins will be able to afford him after signing Mauer. Plus Mauer is going to be a first baseman soon. He got extended a few years back. He should be with them until like 2013.

It amazes me that Jayson Nix has no PAs this year yet when the entire team is hitting like a hunk of s***.

Hudson has two hits off Buehrle, what are you doing Ozzie?

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:50 PM) Another just pathetic AB for Teahen. He's a DP machine, and in a more sickening way than a porn star. +9000 win.

Well, that was predictable.

Nice piece of hitting A.J.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:44 PM) 96 pitches isn't all bad. I wouldn't mind seeing him pitch two batters in the eighth. How bout it? I prefer Thronton pitching to Hudson, Mauer, and Morneau.

Mark really battled today.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:39 PM) I just wanted your take on your feel about what will happen. You should already know, this board is as pessimistic as it gets when we suck.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:35 PM) lol. For a second there I thought Kotsay was going to have a multi-hit game. Kotsay is such a tease! His wife is a tease.

For what it's worth, Kotsay's actually hitting the ball pretty hard today.

Here's the amazing Mark Kotsay again.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:30 PM) I can totally tell why we dislike having Home Runs. In other news, I love Gordon Beckham. Because they're the second hardest hit to come by. You can't live off of them all the time.

Quentin missed another hanging curveball...sigh.