Knackattack

Is this the return of the wiggle?

Ayeeeeeeeee

Two men on what

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 27, 2011 -> 02:53 PM) Here's to hoping we win 18-0 and only throw a perfecto. This would be an acceptable outcome.

I'm considering hiring a hitman to just break Juan Pierre's leg.

I always thought the Wise catch was a little overrated, I gotta go with the Buehrle scoop. Ridiculous.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 27, 2011 -> 09:21 AM) We all laugh at him, but he is the one in the major leagues making like 10 times what most of us make, just to play a game. I think he gets the last laugh. AND Ozzie takes him out for pizza after games..

QUOTE (Paint it Black @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 05:41 PM) small sample sizes are fun. Really though, for once I want to see this team go over slot on ANY kind of f***ing talent. But I know it's a pipe dream, what with the Selig/Reinsdorf relationship. Bud Selig is bad for baseball. Have you met Chris Sale?

Yeahhhhhh

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 05:13 PM) Dude, you're jumping on a rookie because he's not starting out of the gate hitting .300 and driving in clutch runs. Secondly, you think Teahen's better. I respectfully disagree. Strongly. Gotta agree. I'd rather give Morel a full season to prove that he is worthless considering that Teahen already got that chance.

PH for Morel and bring slappy up.. sigh

I still think we win this one. Just got the feeling.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 04:37 PM) I can't imagine what 98 looks like. "f***."

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 04:33 PM) The fastest pitch I've seen live at bat was mid eighties, and it was backed up with a change that almost screwed me into the ground The change, IMO, is the biggest dickhead pitch in baseball and the reason I am a s***ty batter. I don't understand how these guys hit them -__-. Latos threw me 93, 96, 98 right down the middle and I foul tipped one of them. Yay.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 04:29 PM) DON'T STEAL LISTEN TO FATHOM

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 04:24 PM) It would take just one show me fastball and 2 sliders to have me walking back to the dugout. Oh I'm sure Nova could just pump 3 fastballs down the plate to just about everyone here and K the s*** out of them lmao. I actually got a chance to bat against Mat Latos my senior year, I went to the same highschool as him (Coconut Creek) and he was a part time coach for us. Not exactly the proudest moment of my career.

To Brett f***ing Gardner? C'mon G, get the f***ing lefties out.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 04:22 PM) We would have all swung 3 seconds before the ball got there Not here /smug. 1 year removed from high school ball, I'm used to the slow hangers

I really dislike Juan Pierre.

Gordo

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Apr 26, 2011 -> 04:04 PM) I just want the guy to hit freakin .200 Honestly as soon as he gets hot he'll have good numbers in a week.. that's how it is for everyone this early in the year. Just gotta hope that they heat up before we fall back TOO far.

Pitch FX says it hit the tippy top of the zone actually, but eh.

Good feeling about tonight. Predicting a big game from Beckham

I think the Garland comparisons are pretty spot on. Jon used to throw a pretty similar breaking pitch and they have about the same velocity on that sinker, if Humber can keep pounding the zone successfully, he will be a good 5th starter for a couple years, IMO.

Thank. f***ing. God.