Mr. Showtime

I wish.

What makes you think of something like this, Roman?

Exactly, now lets' turn it back to me and my comfy car seats.

I know exactly what Steff was saying, we talked about things last night. I'm in the loop.

I'm fine, Steff. Didn't say anything bad. My car seats are just fine.

You'd love it.

Spend the night in mah car.

Sober up honey.

Yeah.

heh, I'm surprised you recalled meeting me, should've been me and not Maury getting all the attention. I'll leave it at that.

Bite me Michelle. I'm not some special olympics looking guy.

I don't have one.

I was sitting in the back of Steff's car. I don't like people.

Ahem. I was expecting to be mentioned by name in this thread. You know "Met Showtime and he was the best looking guy there." Something along those lines.

HSC is on the far left with the red cup in her hand. Heather has the black Sox shirt on in the middle with the drink in her hand. Steff in the black bikini. Maury to the left of the guy with the #11 Sox jersey. Koch This has the "ND" hat on next to Heather.

WINNER~!~!~!

The FSN gun had him hitting 96. So who knows.

I know, this Heather has some mouth.

Silly me, I mean it's ALL THE WAY up at the top of the page. Sheesh!

...or people can just open their eyes and look.

Well, here is how it works: Warning from the surgeon general: Trying to make sense of baseball's waiver system can be hazardous to your mental health. There are all kinds of waivers for all different occasions. But essentially, here is how waiver deals can be made between Aug. 1 and the Aug. 31 deadline for setting potential playoff rosters: Virtually every player in the major leagues will be placed on waivers this month, whether a team intends to trade that player or not. If nothing else, the sheer volume of names can at least disguise players whom clubs do want to sneak through so they can be dealt. If a player isn't claimed by any team in either league, he can be traded until the end of the month to anyone. If a player is claimed, but only by one team, the player can be traded only to the team that claims him. If a player is claimed by more than one team, the club with the worst record in that player's league gets priority -- and the player can be traded only to that team. If a player is claimed only by teams in the other league, the club with the worst record in the other league gets priority -- and the player can be traded just to that team. If a deal can't be worked out or the team doesn't want to trade that player, he can be pulled back off waivers once in August. If he is placed on waivers again before September, he can't be recalled a second time. Or, if a team is just hoping to dump a player's salary, it can simply allow a team which claimed that player to have him for a small waiver fee. If that happens, the team that gets the player has to pay his entire salary. That's how the Yankees were stuck with Jose Canseco and the Padres were stuck with Randy Myers in recent years: They claimed those players, thinking they were just blocking other teams from getting them. Instead, their old clubs said: "You claimed him. You got him." In the past, many teams claimed players just to keep them from being traded to contenders with a better record. This year, that isn't expected to happen as often, because most teams can't afford to get stuck with a big contract if they're awarded a player they really didn't want.

I agree. Nobody mentioned Reese yet?

That's different.

Mob of angry pirates took him.

For those who don't understand a word of the above post, Sunday is a comic book day at the Cell.