Jose Abreu

That Nate Jones commercial may have been the worst thing I've ever seen. These small car dealership commercials try to hard to be funny.

28 pitches thru 2, 3 strikeouts for Sale

back to back strikeouts

QUOTE (Chilihead90 @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:41 PM) That AB will drive a man to recreationally use heroin, I reckon. Nothing new for Josh.

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:38 PM) He's hitting 30% better than league average. That said, I don't want him resigned. We're gonna need that DH slot with the amount of brutal defenders we have. League average is .251.

Didn't realize Viciedo got demoted to 7th. But no wonder, his average is way down from what it was

Why do we want Dunn re-signed? The guy's still under .235, and all he's doing is blocking younger players from coming up. If his contract expired last year, it'd be cool to have a Semien/Gillaspie 3B/DH split (screw the "DHs must hit home runs" rule).

I feel like this Sneakermaker or whatever gets a bigger zone

QUOTE (Chilihead90 @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:31 PM) Did Alexei think it was 2 outs or what? think he just double-clutched

Good job of getting out of it, but 20 pitch 1st inning

Why is Freese cleaning up

Good grief Conor, making Sale's pitch count even higher

Mike Trout's walk-up music is Started From The Bottom? Maybe that'd make sense if the song applied to him, but I'm pretty sure he was born in Vineland, NJ.

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OK, Sale, do your thing

QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:21 PM) Well he has gone 2 whole games without hitting a home run. And I don't remember him having a good AB last night Didn't he hit a solid double last night?

"Jose's been out of sorts a little bit lately" -Hawk Is this anywhere close to true? Edit: despite that AB

QUOTE (Chilihead90 @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:19 PM) Did Hawk take Beckham has his PTC tonight like he does 80% of the time? I think he took Eaton

Gillaspie up to .345... I love his new line-drive approach

On the other hand, Beckham has been seeing the ball very well

Something needs to happen to Eaton... whether that's letting Beckham lead off and moving him to 7th/8th, or benching him for a game or two... because he has just been terrible recently.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:13 PM) Pujols just joined the 500 HR club at age 34. Wonder if 10 years from now Ortiz and Pujols will both be in the HoF...or be derailed by the PEDs issue? I thought Albert was clean

The Sox Twitter tweeted "#PlayBall" at 9:04... it's 9:12 and the game hasn't started yet. Made me rush to my TV for nothing.

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 09:09 PM) Angels announcers talking about hoping their hitters survive tonight with minimal psychological damage and that their swings don't get messed up too much. Well.... they're right

QUOTE (Melissa1334 @ Jun 7, 2014 -> 08:53 PM) who would have thought come june hed still be healthy lol although his numbers are awful I thought I was so cool when I scooped him up late-draft in fantasy.