TheFutureIsNear

I’ll take it

Suck it up and bunt to 3rd Grandal

Good job Codi...and good job Grandal. No problem with showing up the idiotic ump now please end this, I have work in the morning

What are we doing here?? These umpires are flat out incompetent

This has nothing to do with the insanely dumb post I originally quoted. this post is extremely hyperbolic. It’s still the first month of the season and we’re missing 2 of our 4 or 5 best hitters. Not to mention you’re dooming the entire franchise based on the tendencies of 2 guys that haven’t even sniffed the prime of their careers yet. Relax man, smoke a joint or something. If you’re this insane after 10 regular season baseball games how do you manage to get through life?

Yikes. Huer is nasty. Adding the change up to his arsenal is borderline unfair

This is 1 of the worst posts I’ve seen on an internet message board in my life. You should be ashamed of yourself for that distinction

Are cespedes/puig honestly not viable options for this team?

Is everybody preparing themselves for Yermin by the way? Because he’ll probably never see 500 career mlb PA’s...

Awful. Just fucking awful

Why does this team not swing at 1st pitch strikes?? It’s driving me crazy

Unfortunate placement but smoked by Yoan. Good job. Mercedes granny would be storybook...

Good job Marshall...still very confident in him. Can’t ask for a better 6th/7th inning guy. A lot of teams would love to have him as their setup man

Well the lead was nice while it lasted. LaRussa needs to start lining up 1 of kopech/crochet to be fully rested for Keuchel starts. Get 5 solid innings and get him out for 2 innings of relief

Nice hustle Mercedes. Didn’t expect him to beat that out, but no excuse for slowing up to 1st on a double play

Relax. There’s a very wide margin between a guy being overpaid and “washed up.” He’s more than likely what he was before coming here...a solid #3 starter/really good # 4

Yeah not buying that either...Robert would have to counter with the ability to draw walks consistently before that happens. He’s going to have to either hit the slider or lay off of it for pitchers to not keep throwing it, no signs of either yet. Not like most pitchers are incapable of throwing sliders for strikes

Might be unpopular but I hate Robert in the 2 hole. I’d switch him with Moncada. Let Yoan use his patience to work the pitcher and get on base at the top of the order and let Robert swing away for RBI’s at cleanup

Will never understand the Jason hate. He can be a bit of a “nerd” at times, but anybody who has mlb.tv and listens to other play by play guys should appreciate Jason. He really is 1 of the best

Don’t don’t if it’s coaching or not, but this team needs to get a lot more aggressive early in AB’s. Way too many very hittable fastballs watched

This team is finding ways to lose games

Wonder if anybody has ever let Holland know it would be easier to pitch if he doesn’t run away from home plate as he throws...

Not the greatest sign when you’re very high priced closer struggles to put hitters away

Just has to be miserable to face Kopech. Basically hoping you don’t get hurt or look silly

Just no reason to throw a fastball at all