This has nothing to do with the insanely dumb post I originally quoted.
this post is extremely hyperbolic. It’s still the first month of the season and we’re missing 2 of our 4 or 5 best hitters. Not to mention you’re dooming the entire franchise based on the tendencies of 2 guys that haven’t even sniffed the prime of their careers yet. Relax man, smoke a joint or something. If you’re this insane after 10 regular season baseball games how do you manage to get through life?