TheFutureIsNear

Lol this is starting to become comical at least. We’ve crossed the threshold of playing so bad it’s sad to playing so bad it’s funny.

No need to take Bummer out

Eloy should have put that on the moon

Luery is making it too easy to hate him

3 straight at 92/93 and he was defensively swinging like it was 102.

Gross mullet

Can we forfeit? This is pathetic. Can’t wait to see what position player pitches

DFA him. His stuff is above average..for high school. Might be hyperbole, but it’s very clear Dallas doesn’t have an MLB level arm anymore.

Definitely not our day

Ain’t happening…who’s the 1st position player to throw this year?

Well I was debating if I was going to skip this game for the nba playoffs…might just be sticking with basketball

Liam is going to be bad for my heart this year

A lot of very hittable pitches missed today

Am I the only 1 that doesn’t think Gilbert’s stuff is that good? Was just about to post how we should hit him 2nd time thru when Stone was complimenting his stuff.

Lambert’s stuff isn’t bad at all. 93/94 with pretty good run, nice knuckle curve, and what looked to be a useable change up.

Can’t just pump belt high fastballs in exclusively.

Can’t catch a break with injuries already

Crazy they are letting this go

That swing is legit..and pretty

Pitch was actually in a good spot…but can’t get away with 86 in this league anymore. France pulled his hands in and turned on that easily

Got very lucky there….missed again

Just need a grounder to rhe right side and then a fly ball

Did Lopez shorten up his throwing motion? Almost has a version of Gio’s short arm release…don’t recall that before but could be wrong

Count your blessings and get Velasquez out of there pronto

Kopech not having a put away pitch seems like it should be impossible