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Shhhh....Jack Benny will be on in a minute....just hold this antenna in your left hand and this ball of foil in your other hand and don't move.

Because I'd have to unmute it and actually back it up to listen to a rebroadcast of the broadcast that you all say is a shitty broadcast. And thank you for the recap Cali.

Great advice and will do. And thanks.

Wow.....miss a little miss alot...why are they letting him stay on the bench? Poor guy. I hope Kate makes him feel better.

I'm muted...why do they keep showing Verlander?

I missed the 2nd homer....another cheapy??

Need to score here to have a chance imo. Need to answer.

Wheels falling off here.....crap.

Oh like Stretch Armstong.

Part of me is excited for the kid catching that ball. A bigger part of me wants all Astros fans currently at Enron field to fuck off.

Like this guy?

La Pantera!!!!!

Damn thought he crushed that off the bat....nope can of corn.

Who was the last person to wear a golden Sombrero on their first game up from AAA? Just asking for a friend.

Well at least I now know he can actually swing a bat.

I wonder if ESPN could make that box in the corner any smaller??

We've got some tremendous museums here that I rarely go to since my son grew up. I have to make a better effort to do so.

Situational hitting has definitely sucked for the most part this year.

"So Jose.....people are wondering why you're such a cheating prick?"

I think they've memory holed that Red Sox series.....ooooohhh noooooo!!!!!

Well this is ESPN so I'm pretty sure they think the White Sox are the only organization to have never made the playoffs.

you're welcome. Thanks for watching.

I guess he's not quite the spark from AAA we were looking for. I believe he actually did swing his bat in Charlotte.

Do you think the Dodgers would take Burger, Ray? Or should we throw in that Colas kid too?

I usually save my mute button for the Nationwide Jingle but I'm done with these ESPN guys already and muting them the rest of the way.