Ducksnort

LETS GOOOOO

Fixing to be a game and a half back

THIS is what they need to do to Oakland, to Colorado, and to Detroit. Kick ass and take names. Stop dicking around and take care of business. This is what needs to happen.

What a way to start!!

It's amazing how much replay matters, and even more amazing that baseball was so behind on this and it was implemented on just a few years ago. I wonder how many outcomes of games would have been different if we had replay before. I feel like robot umps are going to do the same thing once they get it right.

Good win boys. Good win.

Omg the ball is finally bouncing our way

This camera work is poopies

YEAHHHH

Gavin Sheets proving all the doubters wrong.

Probably because he is literal glass.

Lets goooo

A rude welcome back party for Bummer

Nice to see another team suck on defense

I was about to take a dump. Glad I squeezed those ass cheeks

That was nice from Mariners fans for the standing O

Hell YES!

Cmon Gavin make this a 7-4 ballgame

I am pleasantly surprised

Annnnndd we suck again lmao

Will the postgame show be cancelled?

If you are going to play your best baseball all season in September and October, well, that's the time to do it. Ngl I am still cautiously optimistic, based on this team's track record. But they have to keep winning games. Win 3, lose 1, win 4, lose 1, win 3, lose 2, win 3. Has to be something like that if they aren't going to go on like a 8-0 or 10-0 hot streak.

Did Robert 1 hand that again?

PHEW

I mean, I know he's no spring chicken anymore, but what other decent options are there? I would rather they spend more money on the outfield and depth.