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Ohhh!! Shades of the great Tony Grafanino

That was a nice slider...

As long as he's hitting it out, that's fine. But when you get horrible slumps with Grandal and Moncada, they have to change the approach. Looking the other way seems to work more often than not...

Well, this might be the first game JV loses against the Sox since 2014. On another note I hope the Sox continue to hit the opposite field the rest of the season. Grandal, Eloy and Moncada should be taking notes...

Damn. Would've been real nice to get that 5th run in.

I saw him trying to stretch a single into a double the other day (which he did, barely) and that was the first time I saw how slow that dude is. He was strugglin big time halfway to second. Makes you really appreciate how well Abreu runs as a first baseman.

That'll work!

Sure would be nice for Abreu to hit one into the crawford boxes rn

Yeah wonder why he didn't get there.

True. But especially to Robert.

Nice! I can't believe they didn't try to get him to chase.

Good slider here gets Luis

This ump has been very good

Yeah I thought Robert should have had that. Nice luck from the Brantley double play. Sox could use some more of that ol' l.u.c.k.

Absolute laughing stock of the league considering where they were projected at the beginning of the season

Finally. What a fucking joke that was. I just turned the game on and it was 3-3 and was like omg they are actually in it. 5 minutes in and there went my excitement.

Yes. Pizza is always okay.

Lmao batting practice. Just bring out the detroit position players.

Just make sure you eat some healthy snacks. You don't want to be taking that test on an empty stomach. Talk about nightmares...

Um, no? He's a hall of fame person manager guy. Why would you even think of such blasphemy?

So......

Detroit Tigers are to Chicago White Sox as Chicago White Sox are to Houston Astros.

Oh what a surprise lmao.

I hate the astros.

Gio was fuming.