Ducksnort

This is just stupid.

And now Kopech

So--Grandal, Anderson, Moncada, Eloy, Robert, Vaughn, Pollock, Engel, Leury, Giolito, Lynn have all been IL'd so far. Basically everyone who is supposed to contribute on a regular basis has been hurt, some multiple times, and it continues to happen, except for Abreu who is just a machine. Are other teams having this problem?

Yoan's batting average is about to go below 100.........

He's overthinking. Overmatched.

Dayum. I knew it was bad but...I didn't realize he hadn't hit a homerun in the entire month of May.

Omg. LETS GOOOOO

It's only half over. There's still time

Pollock.needs to be leading off every game until TA comes back. No reason not to. Then hit him second when TA is back and you could argue Vaughn should be hitting 3rd then. That gives you the best 123 combination with who is hitting and who isn't.

What do you think is running through Yoan's head when he's playing 3B?

I smell a very anticlimactic walkoff coming tonight. Like bottom of the tenth starting runner on 2nd and 2 wild pitches anticlimactic.

That was fun to watch.

I read this initially like you were calling him "Lord Yoan" and like you wre beginning to write him a letter "Dear Lord Yoan. You suck ass. Sincerely White Sox fans."

This lineup tells me Tony got a phonecall and the person on the other line said your ass if grass if you don't do what the fuck I say. Click.

So, who's the next manager? Ozzie? Joe G? Joe M? AJ Pierzynski? Abreu? Jirschele? Ricky Renteria? Robin Ventura?

Handedness matchups are such bullshit. I'm sick of hearing about it. There's much more that goes into getting a player out than just having a different dominant hand. I mean, look at Moncada and Grandal. Both switch hitters, because hitting the opposite hand of the pitcher is supposed to give an advantage. How's that working out for them?

It seems like this team only gets national attention when it's creating drama. Never good things. Except maybe TA FOD game. I thought that was the moment we were done with this dumb shit. The team is the laughing stock of the league.

Yeah...he won't last much longer. He's got a short leash. Question is...who takes his place? OZZIE???

I really don't understand the fixation with handedness matchups.

Okay that intentional walk to the previous hitter on a 1-2 count which resulted in a 3-run bomb is a fireable offense for Tony.

It's official. Tony is throwing games. Sousa is gonna get reamed for trying to win.

Well that was...odd...

This is getting to be Yermin Mercedes April/May 2021-esque

Wrong spot. Damn.

Hey look, the Dodgers even look like dunces sometimes.