turnin' two

What? Why would you collect money give it to the Phillies? Screw those guys.

nevermind

Is that possible? Isn't a QS, by definition, the starter going 6 innings with 3 or less ER?

BBQ? Sriracha? Tobasco? What are these sauces????? And how shall we deploy them?

I would much rather see what Palka could do personally.

If they sign Pollock (just playing along) I would guess he plays CF and Jay is the 4th OFer type.

Clowns are clowns, and typically, they will remain clowns.

Where is KatyPerry'sbooty when you need it??????????

https://www.baseball-reference.com/search/search.fcgi?hint=&search=adam+ottavina&pid=&idx=

You said something ridiculous and incorrect. Don't just keep throwing more ridiculous at it. Just accept it and move on.

You keep saying this, but there is no indication that anyone is getting close to 300 on Machado right? He has to sign somewhere and if the options are retire at 26 or sign for 245, I bet he signs for 245. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if the negotiating goes that far.

Why would anyone complain about signing any sort of competent reliever. Unless they pay a ton for him, it makes no sense to get worked up. A team can never have enough relievers. Especially relievers that have had late inning success.

Why do you care so much? If you don't believe it just ignore it.

Maybe they have a 10 year offers out to both players, and when one player accepts the offer it is gone. Then they have a 7 year offer on the table for the player that is still available. There, that basically makes sense of all the conflicting reports right? I read their code. Boom!

That makes sense, after all, since he works for ESPN, he is probably not familiar with the existence of the White Sox.

Damn shame. Its a great movie.

He probably wouldn't (but maybe he would-- sometimes people lie on the internet for no reason), but it is very possible the he is just relaying stuff he has seen from other people on twitter that may have reason to lie.

I wish I had a buck for everyone that had Patrick Corbin to the Yankees. Even as the news that he was signing with the Nats was breaking.

Well played sir. Well played.

Obviously they would have to approve of it so they could move off their position.

Maybe he can catch?

No kidding. Not exactly sure what his market is right now. Can't be that expansive.

I'd believe this if it were more negative, or if Phillips had worked as a reported for a newspaper in a town where Harper used to play.

Why is this guys tweet being taken as complete fact?