September 27, 200322 yr Today I was sitting flat footed in the Card store and ppl came in as we were arguing Cubs/Sox. I went over to ask for a calculator to see how much packs were and the ladies like go away Sox fan. The Husband was pointing and laughing at me. I calmly replied,"Hey, at least I am not a FAT 40 year old who plays a kids game, b****." But seriously, anybody got good comebacks for the CUBS and not the persons attributes?
September 27, 200322 yr "1908" "Cork" "WOO! WOO!" there's a few. And if they try to go all "1917" on you, tell them that 9 years is a LONG time, and to prove it they should tie a belt around their neck and hang for 9 years.
September 27, 200322 yr Author "1908" "Cork" "WOO! WOO!" there's a few. Ah thanks. That should help. Damn Sox, why couldn't have they tried harder...=(
September 27, 200322 yr Author "1908" "Cork" "WOO! WOO!" there's a few. And if they try to go all "1917" on you, tell them that 9 years is a LONG time, and to prove it they should tie a belt around their neck and hang for 9 years. This years Interleague play.. Cork( as Critic said) Last world series "Sammy Sosa" ( that really is all you have to say) Do you think Sammy will be brought back if they f*** up in the playoffs again?
September 27, 200322 yr I'd have to go with what the critic said once on soxandroll I APOLIHI FO USI DA CORK BAT! In your best dominican impression.
September 27, 200322 yr "DOT EEZ MY ENTORTAYMEN BOT!" "ON EEF WEE DON' WEEN DEE WHIRL SEEREE, AY WEEL PLAY FOR DEE JONKEEZ"
September 27, 200322 yr "1908" "Cork" "WOO! WOO!" there's a few. And if they try to go all "1917" on you, tell them that 9 years is a LONG time, and to prove it they should tie a belt around their neck and hang for 9 years. This years Interleague play.. Cork( as Critic said) Last world series "Sammy Sosa" ( that really is all you have to say) Only other tidbit I have to add is Corkilicious. But the 1908 World Series insult should work on casual cub fans who don't know the history of their team. Maybe you could add insults on "the shrine", or "the urinal" To the knowledgable Cub fan, the interleague series meant nothing in the standings. The Cubs will have a better record to finish the year, and if they get into the playoffs will have the edge over any arguement. I wont stop wearing my retro 80's Sox hat when I go to school (Where many cub fans populate) I just stay clear of insulting Cub fans.....for now atleast. You can bet if the Cubs dont make the playoffs or lose in the first round I'll be wearing my Cork shirt the next day.
September 27, 200322 yr I'd have to go with what the critic said once on soxandroll I APOLIHI FO USI DA CORK BAT! In your best dominican impression. ROFLMAO!!
September 27, 200322 yr You can bet if the Cubs dont make the playoffs or lose in the first round I'll be wearing my Cork shirt the next day. Thanks. For a while I have been wondering when I can next wear my Cork shirt since the Sox were eliminated. Now I realized that would be the best day, the day after game 3 when the Cubs are swept by the Braves. :fthecubs
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