Doesn't exist!!

 

Hence the quotes around the word

Hence the quotes around the word

 

Oh trust me, I did, indeed, take note of the quotes ..I just wanted to make sure everyone understood!

 

AND also I'd like to point out, that that's not me being conceited AT ALL (I'm the furthest from it) I just know how much that boy loves his baby girl!

You're a poor disciplinarian, Shipps.

You're a poor disciplinarian, Shipps.

 

 

He has no choice ..he's an engaged man, it's the rules ..he no longer has balls, they are in his fiancee's purse right next to her lip gloss and a tampon.

 

People can say this isn't true, but it is. I know another engaged man ..you can find his nut sack in his fiancee's purse right along with perfume, lotion, lip gloss, lady stuff, keys, 2 sharpies, starbursts, big red chewing gum && my wallet!! hahahahaha ..I only kid ..this NEVER gets to Chase, you guys hear me?!?! I don't want him trying to get his balls back! jk again, jk!

Edited September 1, 201015 yr by IChaseBlackWood

He has no choice ..he's an engaged man, it's the rules ..he no longer has balls, they are in his fiancee's purse right next to her lip gloss and a tampon.

 

People can say this isn't true, but it is. I know another engaged man ..you can find his nut sack in his fiancee's purse right along with perfume, lotion, lip gloss, lady stuff, keys, 2 sharpies, starbursts, big red chewing gum && my wallet!! hahahahaha ..I only kid ..this NEVER gets to Chase, you guys hear me?!?! I don't want him trying to get his balls back! jk again, jk!

 

(sigh) If only you were just kidding.

He has no choice ..he's an engaged man, it's the rules ..he no longer has balls, they are in his fiancee's purse right next to her lip gloss and a tampon.

 

People can say this isn't true, but it is. I know another engaged man ..you can find his nut sack in his fiancee's purse right along with perfume, lotion, lip gloss, lady stuff, keys, 2 sharpies, starbursts, big red chewing gum && my wallet!! hahahahaha ..I only kid ..this NEVER gets to Chase, you guys hear me?!?! I don't want him trying to get his balls back! jk again, jk!

 

I cannot dispute this claim....sadly.

 

Its really unfair. I would like for my balls to be my own.

Can I get my Name changed to CaptainKonerko

Can I get my Name changed to CaptainKonerko

 

Sure, why the f*** not. Its what I do.

All the mods around here are cool as hell

I cannot dispute this claim....sadly.

 

Its really unfair. I would like for my balls to be my own.

You got excited when she was fondling your balls, without realizing that she was measuring them to see if they'd fit between her pocketbook and giant bottle of lotion in her purse.

All the mods around here are cool as hell

 

 

You got excited when she was fondling your balls, without realizing that she was measuring them to see if they'd fit between her pocketbook and giant bottle of lotion in her purse.

 

Naw I am not into that ball handling stuff. She just gently ripped them off as I was putting the ring on her finger. Didnt ruin the moment at all, oddly enough.

lol thanks man, i was debating the name change with a friend all day... it was either that one or Boo Radley

Since I will soon be dethroned as Pick to Click champion could you please replace "Soxtalk's Pick To Click" with "Kung Fu Hustler". Don't ask why, I just like it. Thanks!

Edited September 2, 201015 yr by BigEdWalsh

...and shipps goes to grab the water for the team once again

...and shipps goes to grab the water for the team once again

I thought this was kind of funny but I got *crickets* so it makes me think it is more true than funny now.

I thought this was kind of funny but I got *crickets* so it makes me think it is more true than funny now.

 

 

I thought it was funny Mr. ICP ...I just haven't had much time to get on lately!

I thought it was funny Mr. ICP ...I just haven't had much time to get on lately!

Did you just call me Mister like I am some old dude sitting here typing listening to Dave Matthews band and watching Waynes World?

Did you just call me Mister like I am some old dude sitting here typing listening to Dave Matthews band and watching Waynes World?

Waitaminute.

 

Those were new when I was already old.

Did you just call me Mister like I am some old dude sitting here typing listening to Dave Matthews band and watching Waynes World?

 

 

Wayne's World is old as s*** ...but, no! I called you Mister like "Hey, she wouldn't call me Mister if I was just the water boy!" duuhhh Shipps ...get with the program!

Wayne's World is old as s*** ...but, no! I called you Mister like "Hey, she wouldn't call me Mister if I was just the water boy!" duuhhh Shipps ...get with the program!

 

I am 28 years old...I am with the program...Waynes World...party time....excellent.

I am 28 years old...I am with the program...Waynes World...party time....excellent.

 

You're only a little over 2 years my elder ...why would I ever imply that you are old?! Btw ..SCHWING = the best noise ever invented!

I saw Wayne's World in theaters.

I saw Wayne's World in theaters.

 

Me too!

 

I remember it well. I saw it at the Water Tower downtown and my best friend at the time Father asked my mom if it was okay that he take me to see it cuz it was PG-13....my mom laughed at him, how inappropriate when he was just trying to be responsible....lol

Me too!

 

I remember it well. I saw it at the Water Tower downtown and my best friend at the time Father asked my mom if it was okay that he take me to see it cuz it was PG-13....my mom laughed at him, how inappropriate when he was just trying to be responsible....lol

 

I remember that the film was distorted all the way through the opening scene when I saw it. Tia Carrere was the bomb.

I don't know where to ask this, but can someone with photoshop skills make me a banner signature of Pete Carroll with an angry expression and Seahawks logos around him?