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Best Halloween customes

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So what great customes have you seen?

 

* teacher dressed as Lola, he was showing off his boobs and pulling up his dress. It was f***ing hilarious, and of course he won best custome

 

* Osama Bin ladens, hobbits, Michael Jacksons

 

* a guy dressed as a present which said "From God to Women"

 

:lol:

I just had a kid dressed as Bartman... oye ve!

 

I also had 2 teenage kids dressed at J-Lo... big booties and all. That was funny.

Someone walked into the dining center of which I manage dressed as Chris Chelios. I was about to kill the guy!

I had a kid earlier last night that wore a suit, had a Sox cap on, and came to my door saying, "Duh. Duh. Free agent. Duh. Duh. I'm a puppet. Duh. Duh."

 

I didn't know what he was dressing up as, so I asked him. He said, "I'm dressing as Kenny Williams." :lolhitting :lolhitting :bang

I went as a priest...carrying a porno magazine [i tried to rig up a doll in front simulating what looked like a BJ but that was too difficult]

 

So, I'm walking to go hang out with a friend of mine and I get to a stop light and there is a minivan there. The woman looks at my costume and smiles...then I open up the skin mag...and note: GODDAMN Misses December 2003 in Playboy are f***ing HOT. Her mouth drops to the floor, her eyes widen and she starts hitting her husband in the shoulder to look while she points at me and mouths "What the f*** is that?" It was definitely a fun start to the evening when I got a lot of those looks. :lol:

Okay. What??

I was Magglio Ordonez today. :headbang

The absolute best costume I saw was the best costume in the history of everything! There were 2 guys walking down the street together. Heres what they wore:

 

I guy was wearing a Cubs Hat, Headphones, a green tutleneck, and a black sweater over it. Yes, the Cubs fan that caught the foul ball in the NLCS.

 

The other had a suit, a old-timer hat, and a beard. Oh yeah, he was dragging a Goat puppet too! Yes, it was the guy with the curse of the Billy Goat.

 

I couldnt stop cracking up~

I was Bartman. Cubs hat, headphones, aqua turtleneck, navy sweatshirt, glasses, and all.

Since I am not the creative type, I just put on my chris perry jersey and wore a michigan hat. Needless to say, I did not win the costume contest, :lol:

 

The good voters of Mahwah High School were not ready to vote for a caucasian Chris Perry (a good deal probably don't even know who chris perry is, but those who do, know that he does not look like me, and I don't look like him)

Since I am not the creative type, I just put on my chris perry jersey and wore a michigan hat. Needless to say, I did not win the costume contest,  :lol:

 

The good voters of Mahwah High School were not ready to vote for a caucasian Chris Perry (a good deal probably don't even know who chris perry is, but those who do, know that he does not look like me, and I don't look like him)

Man, I always thought you were Chris Perry. Wow, who knew. :lol:

 

I saw some funny ones. One was He-man (no idea how to write it). All he had on was a red speedo. It was funny as hell. Also a Hulk Hogan like that. Sorry, but no Bartmans out here.

We only had 2 little kids dressed up in our street as Harry Potter. For some reason Halloween really ain't that big down here.

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