November 27, 200322 yr Obviously the doctor who is patenting this is gay...no, seriously...why would you do this to the male species? you stupid money grubbing ass? The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several. divorce papers were filed minutes later...... Thanks Doc...thanks. Then again, they don't call me "Stallion" cos I've got a long mane. wink wink I shouldn't have to worry, right steff? hahaha, I mean, just kidding
November 27, 200322 yr Author Then again, they don't call me "Stallion" cos I've got a long mane. wink wink I shouldn't have to worry, right steff? hahaha, I mean, just kidding I thought they called you "handjob"?
November 27, 200322 yr They showed this (or something really similar) on one of the 'Real Sex' shows on HBO.
November 27, 200322 yr Naah...just impotent so....Jason is impotent? but Southsider's nickname for him is "handjob?" you learn something everyday
November 27, 200322 yr so....Jason is impotent? but Southsider's nickname for him is "handjob?" you learn something everyday LMAO...I didn't realize I typed that wrong, I was implying your nickname was impotent...but either way I'm confident I can get a girl to have multiple...oh ya..
November 27, 200322 yr you guys want the key? Here it is - a direct therapy from Masters and Johnson when you masturbate, most guys try to come as fast as possible - stop that! Instead, try to extend as long as possible, make it last, hold off, take a break, slow down, take it slow - the body conditions itself you can increase your staying power there is no reason that it cannot always be "ladies first" but the male is set up such that it takes a bit of training - that is the therapy that Masters and Johnson used (it works) (key is never act like you are so happy to be "getting something" but rather as if you have been there before and what is taking place is about everyone's satisfaction)
November 27, 200322 yr I've already Mastered my Johnson:) "my friends told me to try with my left hand, "cos it feels like a different person." And I said, "yeah, a Retarded person," I can't do that with my left hand! -jay mohr I can't wait to get married......*sigh*
November 28, 200322 yr They showed this (or something really similar) on one of the 'Real Sex' shows on HBO. Haha, that brings back good memories. On our school trip to DC last year, we had HBO in our rooms. Needless to say we were up for awhile.
November 28, 200322 yr Yeah, and we had VCR's, and my buddy brought a PS2...we had a 3-day supply of candy and pop...$1,000 cash...porno movies, porno magz...
November 28, 200322 yr Author I forgot to mention the lubricants I don't even want to know why you and your buddy needed lube...
November 28, 200322 yr I couldn't stop myself...at least i'm not the guy next store who printed out porn and bought black market lube and sex toys
November 28, 200322 yr I couldn't stop myself...at least i'm not the guy next store who printed out porn and bought black market lube and sex toys What exactly would be in lube to make it black market? How did he print off pictures from his hotel.........did he bring a color printer with him on the trip?
November 28, 200322 yr What exactly would be in lube to make it black market? How did he print off pictures from his hotel.........did he bring a color printer with him on the trip? Don't ask me how it made it... but...he had like 30 pages of it printed out from home i brought my laptop with me too
November 28, 200322 yr Author Don't ask me how it made it... but...he had like 30 pages of it printed out from home i brought my laptop with me too Dude does your friend have a zoo at his house, give you knicknames, and sleep in the same bed as you do?
November 28, 200322 yr Dude does your friend have a zoo at his house, give you knicknames, and sleep in the same bed as you do? No, No and No. He's not my friend...he was the one who bought drugs in DC,
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