This is a benefit that my oncampus advocacy group is running in conjuction with the Vagina Monologues--all the proceeds will go to the local Safe Shelter (to benefit women and men seeking counseling, emergency shelter, legal services, crisis line, all that stuff). We thought they would be a fun oncampus thing to sell. So, I thought I would do a little pilot group--hopefully they'll sell!

 

Hope this isn't too racy for this board....

I would buy anything chocolate.

I would buy anything chocolate.

and some will buy anything vagina

and some will buy anything vagina 

Like the old Reeses commercial, "Two great tastes that taste great together..."?

I would buy anything chocolate.

ok, just so we can get the jokes out of the way...

 

"are they working scale models?"

 

"can I buy a chocolate penis at an extra charge?

 

"are there chocolate pubes too?

 

"do I have to lie to my chocolate vagina partner that it doesn't smell like an armpit down there?"

 

 

ok, I think that about wraps it up.

 

I'd buy one for charity. I think it's hilarious, actually. My thespian friends of the female race read a bunch of the VM's to me once...*shudder* at some, *laugh* at others, *saddened* by the rest.

YA id do it

It depends, who made the mold for the chocolate vagina...If it's a britney spears chocolate vagina, I'm in...

It depends, who made the mold for the chocolate vagina...If it's a britney spears chocolate vagina, I'm in...

IF its a Anna im in

IF its a Anna im in

Paris Hilton would work for me too...

Paris Hilton would work for me too...

YA

YA

thanks beastly for your indepth input

Mmmmm.... Chocolate Cootiemama...

Before I vote, is it shaved or unshaved?

Before I vote, is it shaved or unshaved?

SHAVED I think, cuase their better

.....Eh, sure...Why not?

.....Eh, sure...Why not?

spoken like a true guy who's never eaten chocolate vagina

spoken like a true guy who's never eaten chocolate vagina  

Am I the only one biting a lip to keep from making a comment? (Yes, I understand that's why that particular smilie was used... )

Am I the only one biting a lip to keep from making a comment? (Yes, I understand that's why that particular smilie was used... )

zing!

Would these be more popular on mother's day or father's day?

Depends what type and the quality of the chocolate.

Soxy, if you decide to sell these, you WILL post a picture of the product to see, right?

Actually my friend's mom, got a chocolate penis for her birthday, I don't know where it came from, but my friend definately had to take a few jokes.

Soxy, if you decide to sell these, you WILL post a picture of the product to see, right?

I actually have 3 boxes of them sitting in my room right now.

 

It's gourmet chocolate made from a little Chocolatiere in Idaho--both milk and dark...

 

We have both tiny "nibble" (we decided bite was too violant ouch!) sized vaginas--and larger life sized vaginas--both (Aboz) sans hair. Oh, and, uh, the life size ones are lollipops and on a stick .

 

We decided our motto for selling them is going to be: Chocolate Vaginas: They Melt in your Mouth--and in your Hand. Heehee.

 

Mother's day, hmmmm, hadn't thought of that--no, they're for Valentine's day mostly....

 

And if I can find a digital camera I'll post pics.

Edited January 7, 200422 yr by ChiSoxyGirl

Im a sick f***.....just ask Jason or Mario..... but I dunno, I think eating a chocalate vaginer is just too much for me.