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QUOTE (sox4lifeinPA @ Feb 16 2004, 01:14 AM)

1,343,523,768,476,988 sperm killed in the making of this thread..... 

 

 

SuperSteve

By PA alone.  :ph34r:  ;)  :lol:   

 

 

 

 

:lolhitting and that's just tonight :lol:

FlaSoxxJim

"Guerreros... I mean, Warriers... Come out 'N Play-ee-aaa."

 

A movie I've not seen in a long time. And what I never got is why didn't all the other gangs just concentrating on beating up the gang that dressed up as freaking mimes? I mean, who doesn't want to beat up mimes?

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sox4lifeinPA in hot chicks thread:

I want to have her babies....

From Pasttime RE: Slonerko getting hit by a pitch in ST

 

He got hit in the left elbow by a Jason Grilli pitch and left for the trainer's room in considerable pain.

 

He came back out and charged the mound. He'll be getting there around 4 pm.

From Pasttime RE: Slonerko getting hit by a pitch in ST

 

He got hit in the left elbow by a Jason Grilli pitch and left for the trainer's room in considerable pain.

 

He came back out and charged the mound. He'll be getting there around 4 pm.

:lolhitting

Nintyfour takes a shot at whitesoxfan5678

 

QUOTE (ninetyfour @ Feb 27 2004, 05:31 PM)

I take it that the name whitesoxfan1234 was already taken? Wierdo.

 

Oops nintyfour forgot to check his own closet:

 

I take it that the name ninteythree was already taken? Wierdo.

 

Plenty more in the Yasny Marriotti thread.

Prior injured his achillies? Was it from when they nailed him on the cross?

 

Sorry, apologizing in advance, but I couldn't resist.

 

From SouthSider2k4. It aint from this forum but deserves recognition regardless.

I guess my opinion doesn't matter just yet because I can not vote, but I would vote for Bush in this election.

 

And the reply from cwsox . . .

 

Your opinion does count, very much.

 

But consider that God did not allow you to be old enough to vote in this election for God's own reasons....

posted by Steff

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from baggio202

 

ill bet thats barry bonds cat

 

:lolhitting :lolhitting

I know its kinda off topic, but when my ex was in college she started a little book of stupid quotes from her friends. My friend was from a quaint hick town mind you. the story proceeds........Upon seeing a flock of geese fly overhead, "those are the biggest damn ducks I've ever seen!"

 

 

One for the ages :bang

 

im sorry im laughing at my own story, come on.....that is classic.

True story:

 

When my wife and I were in Tucumcari, New Mexico, we stopped in a Hardees to have lunch. My wife wasn't sure how to pronounce the name of the town, so she asked the clerk, "How do you pronounce the name of this place?"

 

The clerk looked at her strangely and said, "You pronounce it HAR-DEES."

 

:lolhitting

I was fishing the end of the open water season on the Fox chain. I had my father-in-law with me as we pulled around a point and stopped about 100 yeards from a small boat which was surrounded by dozens of ducks. It was obvious from their attire they were duck hunting (ok maybe it was the shotguns)

 

After a couple minutes my father-in-law says "they must be waiting for the ducks to take off before shooting."

 

to which I replied "I don't think decoys fly"

I said...

Me too...what the f*** are these? Dammit, I'm not even good enough to be a gnome.

 

Tex replied...

On the bright side, if you do not have a date tonight -- you can stay home and shine your globe.

 

Later Tex replied...

I spoke too soon. I guess I'm home tonight playing with my gnome.

 

I figure I'd slam myself before one of you take the swing. That was easier to hit than a Billy Botch fast ball.

  • 5 weeks later...

I just noticed we "only" have 20 pages current. Does the archive go back further so we do not loose these gems come time for the 2004 Soxtalk Award voting?

on all pages except Pale Hose Talk, you only get threads that have been posted on within the last 30 days. At the bottom of a page you can change that to show a long time back, including to the beginning.

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