May 3, 200421 yr From Gary Miller at ESPN: Two of the few hardy souls who shun batting gloves were in the building in Phoenix this week. Mark Grace, who now is a broadcaster for the D-Backs, and the Cubs' Moises Alou. Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises. How appropriate. Cub fans urinate on Wrigleyville lawns. Keery Wood has been ticketed for public urination. Wrigley Field is the world's largest urinal ... and now this.
May 3, 200421 yr Unreal that he would admit to that. Isn't that something that should be kept to himself?!
May 3, 200421 yr I just got the mental picture of Cub fans shaking this guys hand when the meet him Thanks. Now I have coffee stains on my shirt. :finger
May 3, 200421 yr And after his playing days are over, what will he do to have silky soft hands Hey, Mariotti! Can you give this guy a hand?
May 3, 200421 yr From ESPN.com: Two of the few hardy souls who shun batting gloves were in the building in Phoenix this week. Mark Grace, who now is a broadcaster for the D-Backs, and the Cubs' Moises Alou. Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises
May 3, 200421 yr apparently, someone didn't learn back in his rookie year that the veterans were playing a joke on him...
May 3, 200421 yr So when he gave me a high five last year and I ate my hot dog, I was consuming some of Moises Alou's piss... :puke
May 3, 200421 yr So when he gave me a high five last year and I ate my hot dog, I was consuming some of Moises Alou's piss... :puke
May 3, 200421 yr apparently, someone didn't learn back in his rookie year that the veterans were playing a joke on him...
May 3, 200421 yr I can't wait till Alou comes to Comiskey so I can make a sign that reads GOLDEN SHOWER
May 3, 200421 yr I can't wait till Alou comes to Comiskey so I can make a sign that reads GOLDEN SHOWER
May 3, 200421 yr When the Cubs play the Sox, someone throw a piss cup at him. Or throw some toilet paper at him. Or better yet, throw a f***ing toilet at his ass and ask him if he's ever used one.
May 3, 200421 yr When the Cubs play the Sox, someone throw a piss cup at him. Or throw some toilet paper at him. Or better yet, throw a f***ing toilet at his ass and ask him if he's ever used one. Is this how he avoids steoids, he pees on himself and not into a cup.
May 3, 200421 yr Yep, urine for a surprise Dorothy, and no we're not in Kansas anymore. Urine therapy can be a very effective healing modality. Sometimes when all else fails, urine therapy will turn a person around. We will be covering some of the reasons why this is so, and in that regard will lightly touch on homeopathy and isopathy. Isopathic concepts stare us in the face every time we look at live blood under the microscope. You will get a deeper understanding of isopathy as it is touched on here if you take the Rot & Rust Tour in the microscopy educational section of this website. Of course he's not alone and there is a web site Enter at your own risk
May 3, 200421 yr Is this how he avoids steoids, he pees on himself and not into a cup. Haha, the doctors just thought he had terrible aim.
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