Might go to one of the Twinkies game and bring a sign.

 

Gimme your -funny- ideas about what it should say.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+bonus points if it mentions Matt LeCroy and his speed

-negative points if it says "Wizard of Oz", "Land of Oz", etc

I don't have any good ideas, but I remember the "Twinkees expiration date" sign last year with the picture of a twinkee and that was very good. Something like that would be cool.

"Twins lead the league in steals - how many does LeCroy have?"

(OK that one was only for the LeCroy thing)

 

If you're artistic, you can draw a convertable car, and(assuming we are in first by a little bit)draw a Twins logo in the rear view mirror with the Sox logo driving the car, and as a caption, put "How does it feel?"

 

And then of course..."Who wins in a footrace, Paul Konerko or Matt LeCroy?"

 

 

 

Standup comedy, here I come

And then of course..."Who wins in a footrace, Paul Konerko or Matt LeCroy?"

 

Yeah I had that idea too.

have a pic of a hand w/ sox logo on it sgueezing the filling out of the end of a twinkie...

Who's uglier? Matt LeCroy or Ron Gardenhire?

A little outdated but "Tom Kelly has man-boobies" will always be a classic.

"Matt LeCroy - poetry in slow motion"

 

"Was that a replay, or LeCroy at full speed?"

 

"Hurry up, LeCroy, curfew is 1 AM!"

"Matt LeCroy - poetry in slow motion"

 

"Was that a replay, or LeCroy at full speed?"

 

"Hurry up, LeCroy, curfew is 1 AM!"

Very nice. I really like the last one.

 

All I could come up with was:

 

Matthew LeCroy: Mega-slow-maniac...that is why I have never been mistaken for a comedian

Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty

Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty

Are you kidding?

 

He is a big guy.

...as a sign idea

Are you kidding?

 

He is a big guy.

4.3 minutes.

 

Duh

...as a sign idea

I don't detect sarcasm well.

 

Comic Book guy: A sarcasm detector? Oh thats a great idea

I can see how you'd be confused.

Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty

 

YES

Matt LeCroy runs a 4.3 forty

is that with slow track conditions cuz i could swear he was much faster than that

What the hell does your avatar mean CubsSuck1?

It's from -I believe- a Radiohead video. There's a guy laying down on the sidewalk in some big city and people are passing him. One guy stops to ask him what's wrong and he refuses to say. More people gather and keep asking him. He tells them they don't want to know. Eventually he gives in and says something (but it's muted so you can't hear it). The camera changes view and everyone in the city is lying on the sidewalk with him, dead.

 

edit: ok maybe they're not dead.

It's from -I believe- a Radiohead video.  There's a guy laying down on the sidewalk in some big city and people are passing him.  One guy stops to ask him what's wrong and he refuses to say. More people gather and keep asking him. He tells them they don't want to know.  Eventually he gives in and says something (but it's muted so you can't hear it). The camera changes view and everyone in the city is lying on the sidewalk with him, dead.

 

edit: ok maybe they're not dead.

Something about Soylent Green I bet.

 

 

I'm sorry I asked... that sounds like a lame concept for a video.

Matt LeCroy is the FLEETEST of FOOT

Belated but how about

 

Hey Hunter! When I think of you I touch myself! That'll get his attention...

Hey Hunter! When I think of you I touch myself!

You do? Well that explains a lot!

 

LMAO, just f***ing around