juddling Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 i like the one where Marge started her own pretzel business and to keep it going Homer got her protection from "Fat Tony". Two lines my friends liked and repeated over and over. Homer is n the bathroom at a restaurant when approached by Fat Tony and his goons looking for payback Homer: "Hey there, Fat Tony...still with the mob???" and later when Fat Tony shows up at the Simpson house, he explains to Homer about collecting the money Fat Tony: "Every day i get up and the wife asks me 'Where's the pretzel money?' 'What about the pretzel money Tony?" and best Homer sequence was him jumping the canyon on the skateboard, falling down the cliff, being loaded into an ambulence,ambulence hitting a tree and homer falling out and back down cliff a second time. My 10 year old saw that for the first time a month ago and cried laughing like do everytime. juddling :fthecubs --Homer : Help me Jebus!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Homer the Peewee league football coach - I want to be serious now.. AAAAH! LOOK! THAT KID'S GOT BOSOMS! I gotta get a wet towel! C'mere ya little Butterball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Jose Canseco kept going in and saving that one ladies house fire...and I think Griffey Jr. got in trouble with the law. Canseco save the women house Mattingly sideburns Griffey nerve tonic swollen head Clemens thinks he a chicken Sax guilty of all murders Scocia radiation poisoned Ozzie Smith falls down a bottomless pit Wade Boggs get KO'd by Barney The Straw gets the hook in the last inning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Favorite episode ever: When Bart gets a gake ID and rents a car with Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggliopipe Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 My favorite episode has to be Homer Bad Man, in which Homer is accused of sexual harassment after grabbing a gummy Venus de Milo off the babysitter's ass. lol comedy The scene from Rock Bottom Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he -- [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can. Jones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? Homer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot] Jones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. Simpson -- nooo! Man: [quickly] Dramatization -- may not have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJeter Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 The names of businesses and other signage always cracks me up (movie marquees, etc.). Check out this incredibly detailed map of Springfield for some funny business names. http://www.csupomona.edu/~jelerma/springfield/map/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Kent Brockman: "This just in, we have reports of a fight down at the Springfield Aquarium with a giant lizard. Do we hav a source on this? .... Hmm hmm, two drunken frat boys. A name would be nice, ....... I.P Freely..... Ewwww." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Krusty Burger guy: "We need more special sauce! Go put this mayonnaise in the sun!" --------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? --------------------------------------------------------- Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers! Homer: Can't make a float without flowers... Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again? Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah. --------------------------------------------------------- Fidel Castro: "They named a street after me in San Fransisco... [whisper whisper] It's full of WHAT!?!?" -------------------------------------------------------- Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Bart: "Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul, it just something made up to scare us kids like the boogieman or Michael Jackson" ----------------------------------------------------------- FBI agent: "When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' and step on your foot you nod. You got it!!" Homer: "No problem." FBI agent: "Hello, Mr. Thompson," (stomping on Homers foot) Homer: (after a very long pause, whispers to the other FBI agent) "I think he's talking to you."> -------------------------------------------------------------- Mindy: "Why are you crying?" Homer: "Were going to have sex!" Mindy: "We don't have to." Homer: "Yes we do." Mindy: "Why?" Homer: "Because the cookie told me so!!" Mindy: "Desserts aren't always right." Homer: "But they are so sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Krusty Burger guy: "We need more special sauce! Go put this mayonnaise in the sun!" --------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? --------------------------------------------------------- Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers! Homer: Can't make a float without flowers... Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again? Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah. --------------------------------------------------------- Fidel Castro: "They named a street after me in San Fransisco... [whisper whisper] It's full of WHAT!?!?" -------------------------------------------------------- Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Bart: "Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul, it just something made up to scare us kids like the boogieman or Michael Jackson" ----------------------------------------------------------- FBI agent: "When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' and step on your foot you nod. You got it!!" Homer: "No problem." FBI agent: "Hello, Mr. Thompson," (stomping on Homers foot) Homer: (after a very long pause, whispers to the other FBI agent) "I think he's talking to you."> -------------------------------------------------------------- Mindy: "Why are you crying?" Homer: "Were going to have sex!" Mindy: "We don't have to." Homer: "Yes we do." Mindy: "Why?" Homer: "Because the cookie told me so!!" Mindy: "Desserts aren't always right." Homer: "But they are so sweet Classics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokeandMirrors Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 I didn't understand what was up with that one bear at the end who was like "I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone." Frankly I didn't care to hear that uttered. What bear was that and what show was he on? I believe it was Huckleberry Hound, an old cartoon character made by Hanna and Barbera from the late 50's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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