This holiday, watch out for those floating beer coolers

 

As the July 4 holiday approaches, Bush Administration officials are bombarding the nation's police, fire, emergency and corporate-security offices with another round of terrorism warnings. Although there are no plans to raise the threat level from yellow to orange, a senior Justice Department official says, "there's very serious intelligence that's corroborated, that's multiple sourced, that indicates that al-Qaeda is intent on hitting us and hitting us hard this year." The official concedes, however, that "we don't have specific information."

 

Along with this now familiar general warning, the FBI has introduced the specter of a new terrorism threat: booby-trapped beer coolers.

 

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NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It sounds silly, but any kind of coordinated attack would most likely use that type of surprise element.

Good thing I don't drink beer....

I thought Ali and Achmed weren't allowed to "crack open a cold one?"

I heard the state of Texas just declared war on Al Qaeda.

I heard the state of Texas just declared war on Al Qaeda.

But then Chaney whispered to "W" that he was President of the United States. Bush looked confused, but corrected himself and said it was the US.

 

BTW, did you know Texas is the only state whose flag can fly at the same height as the US flag? All other state flags must bow down to Texas

I thought Ali and Achmed weren't allowed to "crack open a cold one?" 

They're not supposed to patronize strip clubs either but that didn't stop Mohammed and friends a few days before their 09/11 suicide attacks.

 

Terrorists, like most politicians, seem to have a hypocritical streak to them.

 

BTW..... most here would probably be shocked at the damage a cooler full of M-80's would do.

They're not supposed to patronize strip clubs either but that didn't stop Mohammed and friends a few days before their 09/11 suicide attacks.

 

Terrorists, like most politicians, seem to have a hypocritical streak to them.

 

BTW..... most here would probably be shocked at the damage a cooler full of M-80's would do.

Actually the entire actions of 9-11 were against the Quaran, but many people forget that. The death of innocents is strictly prohibited, but that hasn't prevented a few people from hijacking religion for their own gain.

They're not supposed to patronize strip clubs either but that didn't stop Mohammed and friends a few days before their 09/11 suicide attacks.

 

Terrorists, like most politicians, seem to have a hypocritical streak to them.

 

BTW..... most here would probably be shocked at the damage a cooler full of M-80's would do.

Bad move fellas... ain't gonna find 50 virgins there...

They're not supposed to patronize strip clubs either but that didn't stop Mohammed and friends a few days before their 09/11 suicide attacks.

 

Terrorists, like most politicians, seem to have a hypocritical streak to them.

 

BTW..... most here would probably be shocked at the damage a cooler full of M-80's would do.

afterall, they expect to be surrounded by a million virgins after blowing themselves up.

 

I just hope we can somehow continue to prevent another attack. Its sick how people thinking strapping bombs on them or just slaughtering innocent citizens is a good thing to do.