Elcaballo45 Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Perhaps he will mutate into a Morlock. Thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Uribe is playing like he has his head up his ass I believe he does and it sticks clean out from his shoulder blades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoctor Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 last year it was d'angelo jimenez, this year it's uribe. the sox have to have a completely baseball illiterate middle infielder every year. i think it's a rule comiskey made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 last year it was d'angelo jimenez, this year it's uribe. the sox have to have a completely baseball illiterate middle infielder every year. i think it's a rule comiskey made. Year before that it was Royce "the choice" Clayton. We're on a roll aren't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 2, 2004 Author Share Posted August 2, 2004 Graffanino: "I'm a Christian and there are a ton of Christians on this team," Graffanino said. "All that helps. It definitely helps me feel a lot more comfortable." Good, Tony, now you and all the Christians on the Royals can pray for the season to end... and FWIW, Ozzie looked like he saw a ghost when Uribe dropped that bunt, so I highly doubt he called for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Mr. Critic. I would appreciate if you wouldn't start your threads with the word "retarted" within the title. More preferred one. Is Juan Uribe stupid? insane? moronic? Just a suggestion is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Uribe is playing like he has his head up his ass He does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 He does. everytime he goes up there, I am amazed. I've never seen a man before even try to swing a bat with his head up his ass, but there he goes. He even still does his little Tazmanian Devil swing and the angry bat pound into the ground when he pops out. Having his head up his ass might be affecting his base running, but strangely has little to no effect on his fielding. Maybe Valentin should try this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 everytime he goes up there, I am amazed. I've never seen a man before even try to swing a bat with his head up his ass, but there he goes. He even still does his little Tazmanian Devil swing and the angry bat pound into the ground when he pops out. Having his head up his ass might be affecting his base running, but strangely has little to no effect on his fielding. Maybe Valentin should try this? That swing is so unorthodox. I don't know how he's gotten this far in life with THAT swing. It was easy to let it go early in the season when he was hitting everything, but wow. How does he hit like that? He falls over every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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