Perhaps he will mutate into a Morlock.

Thats a good one!

Uribe is playing like he has his head up his ass

I believe he does and it sticks clean out from his shoulder blades!

last year it was d'angelo jimenez, this year it's uribe. the sox have to have a completely baseball illiterate middle infielder every year. i think it's a rule comiskey made.

last year it was d'angelo jimenez, this year it's uribe. the sox have to have a completely baseball illiterate middle infielder every year. i think it's a rule comiskey made.

Year before that it was Royce "the choice" Clayton. We're on a roll aren't we?

Graffanino:

"I'm a Christian and there are a ton of Christians on this team," Graffanino said. "All that helps. It definitely helps me feel a lot more comfortable."

 

Good, Tony, now you and all the Christians on the Royals can pray for the season to end...

 

and FWIW, Ozzie looked like he saw a ghost when Uribe dropped that bunt, so I highly doubt he called for it.

Mr. Critic.

 

I would appreciate if you wouldn't start your threads with the word "retarted" within the title.

 

More preferred one.

 

Is Juan Uribe stupid? insane? moronic?

 

Just a suggestion is all.

Uribe is playing like he has his head up his ass

He does.

He does.

everytime he goes up there, I am amazed. I've never seen a man before even try to swing a bat with his head up his ass, but there he goes. He even still does his little Tazmanian Devil swing and the angry bat pound into the ground when he pops out.

 

Having his head up his ass might be affecting his base running, but strangely has little to no effect on his fielding. Maybe Valentin should try this?

everytime he goes up there, I am amazed.  I've never seen a man before even try to swing a bat with his head up his ass, but there he goes.  He even still does his little Tazmanian Devil swing and the angry bat pound into the ground when he pops out.

 

Having his head up his ass might be affecting his base running, but strangely has little to no effect on his fielding.  Maybe Valentin should try this?

That swing is so unorthodox. I don't know how he's gotten this far in life with THAT swing. It was easy to let it go early in the season when he was hitting everything, but wow. How does he hit like that? He falls over every time.