September 21, 200421 yr http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040921/D8583PJG0.html I caught his Top Ten while I was flipping countdowns too. I must admit he did come off as rather stiff on it but it was still hilarious.
September 21, 200421 yr I loved Dennis Kucinich's Top 10...by far the best one. 10. Keep doing what I'm doing — I'm winning, right? 9. Constitution is amended stating presidents must be 35 or older, a natural-born citizen and named "Dennis." 8. Act like a boob so people will perceive me as more presidential. 7. You want crazy campaign promises — fine! If I'm elected, everybody gets a million bucks. 6. Enter and win next "American Idol." 5. Announce your running mate will be a plate of fudge — people love fudge. 4. Just wait till I unleash my new campaign slogan: "Kucizzle in the hizzle!" 3. According to the order of presidential succession, if George W. Bush were to resign today, along with Dick Cheney and about 300 other people, the presidency passes to a congressman from Ohio. 2. Get the governors of every state to rig the election. 1. I'm praying for a sex scandal.
September 21, 200421 yr that's hilarious. This is what we need to see more of from John Kerry.. take no prisoners and show personality.
September 21, 200421 yr that's hilarious. This is what we need to see more of from John Kerry.. take no prisoners and show personality. You really think he thought of that on his own?
September 21, 200421 yr You really think he thought of that on his own? Neither did George when he did his top ten in 2000.
September 22, 200421 yr Neither did George when he did his top ten in 2000. No, I didn't think he did. Maybe I should have said "these people" instead of "he."
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